Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+17 -56

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+27 -66

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+37 -78

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Gingers

in Racist Jokes
+16 -57

Q. Why don’t gingers like music?

A.  Because they have no soul.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
+22 -66

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.