Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Moon

in Racist Jokes
+31 -54

What do you call a black person on the moon??
An astronaut you racist bastard!!

Old Chinese man

in Racist Jokes
+56 -80

What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More

Arab Sex Offender

in Racist Jokes
+48 -72

What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Sick Dog

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+55 -80

Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.

Space

in Racist Jokes
+15 -41

China have recently announced they are sending a man into space. They’re going to form a gigantic human pyramid and carry the astronaut to the top.

Korean Restaurant

in Racist Jokes
+34 -62

Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.