Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+17 -51

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+56 -90

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+56 -91

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+43 -79

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.

New Film

in Racist Jokes
+19 -55

Have you heard about that new film showing the most dangerous criminals in America?
It’s called “50 shades of black”.