The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+162 -154

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Call Arab

in Racist Jokes
+190 -183

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Abba Themed Party

in Disabled Jokes
+19 -25

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+32 -49

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Arab Alcoholic

in Racist Jokes
+44 -64

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint

Arab Stealing

in Racist Jokes
+27 -49

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).