The Best Funny Black Jokes

Black Guys

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Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.

Racist

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Floating TV

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What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

Biology Test

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Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

Long and Black

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Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

Blacks Never Say

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Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.

1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.