FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Fri, 22 May 2020 08:22:10 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.5 Covid19 Pickup Line http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/covid19-pickup-line Fri, 22 May 2020 08:22:09 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14089 Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

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Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

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Womans Work http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/womans-work Thu, 21 May 2020 00:16:18 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14074 A woman’s work is never done. Which is why they often get paid less than Read more

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A woman’s work is never done.
Which is why they often get paid less than men.

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Gynecologist http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/gynecologist-5 Mon, 18 May 2020 23:24:50 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14078 Just resigned from my job as a gynecologist. I kept getting tunnel vision.

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Just resigned from my job as a gynecologist.

I kept getting tunnel vision.

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Lockdown Top Tips http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/lockdown-top-tips Mon, 18 May 2020 23:23:53 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14079 If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.

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If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.

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Strain http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/strain-2 Thu, 14 May 2020 22:18:36 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14075 Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just Read more

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Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

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Screwfix http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/screwfix Wed, 13 May 2020 00:00:19 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=5165 Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency

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Robin http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/robin Sun, 10 May 2020 23:07:45 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=4848 Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy? A. Batman can go a Read more

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Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

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Under The Sheet http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/under-the-sheet Sun, 10 May 2020 22:57:21 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14024 Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.

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Just finished masturbating under the sheet. I hope the dentist didn’t notice.

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Egg Fun http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/egg-fun Wed, 06 May 2020 05:10:30 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=4874 Q. What do eggs do for fun? A. Karayoke

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Q. What do eggs do for fun?
A. Karayoke

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Big Noses http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/big-noses Tue, 05 May 2020 23:33:25 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=4342 Q. Why do Jews have big noses? A. Because air is free.

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Q. Why do Jews have big noses?
A. Because air is free.

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