FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:59:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.13 Booster Time http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/booster-time Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:59:57 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15066 What do the vaxxed and non-vaxxed have in common? Neither will ever be fully vaxxed!

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Loans http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/loans Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:43:45 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15100 Read more]]> I don’t understand why banks get so upset when you can’t repay a loan.

They already knew I had no money when I came to borrow the money.

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Morning Coffee http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/morning-coffee Mon, 09 May 2022 08:25:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15032 Read more]]> By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can replace 87% of the joy you have left in your life.

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NASA http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/nasa Mon, 09 May 2022 08:25:17 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15034 Read more]]> Why did NASA invent non-stick frying pans? Everything floats in space so having your sausage not stick and float out of the pan doesn’t make any sense.

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Jack and Jill http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/jack-and-jill Mon, 18 Apr 2022 21:23:42 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15006 Read more]]> Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could taste Jill’s candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill’s real name was randy

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Greggs http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/greggs Mon, 18 Apr 2022 21:10:50 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15020 Read more]]> I used to work for Greggs but I quit in the end. The place was full of fruitcakes.

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Sick http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/sick-2 Mon, 21 Mar 2022 08:42:07 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15000 Read more]]> Starting to sweat and feel really sick every time I go to put fuel in my car.
I think I might have car owner virus.

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Tradition http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/tradition Mon, 21 Mar 2022 06:05:26 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14988 Tradition = Peer pressure from dead people

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Fuel Prices http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/fuel-prices Fri, 11 Mar 2022 09:48:26 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14990 Read more]]> Fuel prices going up don’t effect me. When I fill up I only ever put £20 in.

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Police Calling Tips http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/police-calling-tips Fri, 11 Mar 2022 08:00:10 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14984 Read more]]> Before calling the police to tell them you have a Kangaroo in your garden make sure it’s not the next door neighbors’ greyhound taking a dump.

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