FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Thu, 22 Aug 2019 22:22:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.2.2 Shark http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/shark-2 Thu, 22 Aug 2019 22:20:05 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13325 Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me Read more

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Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.

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Asshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate) http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/asshole-pick-up-line-100-success-rate Thu, 22 Aug 2019 22:15:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13319 God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

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God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

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Phobia http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/phobia-2 Sun, 18 Aug 2019 00:32:44 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13312 Q. What do you call the phobia of black people? A. Common sense

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Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

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Sofa Bed DIY Tips http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/sofa-bed-diy-tips Sat, 17 Aug 2019 23:59:00 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13252 Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Egg Cooking Advice http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/egg-cooking-advice Thu, 15 Aug 2019 09:00:24 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13215 Instead of wasting money on costly egg timers simply boil your egg to perfection by Read more

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Instead of wasting money on costly egg timers simply boil your egg to perfection by getting in your car and driving at 60 mph for exactly 3 miles. When you reach the 3 mile mark call your wife and tell her to take it out the pan.

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Coffee http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/coffee-6 Thu, 15 Aug 2019 08:00:37 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13272 Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I Read more

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Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.

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Loosing Weight http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/loosing-weight Mon, 12 Aug 2019 22:30:57 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13239 Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s Read more

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Found out recently that I have a condition which stops me from loosing weight. It’s called being a greedy c*nt.

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Doctor’s office http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/doctors-office Mon, 12 Aug 2019 22:26:23 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13284 I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some Read more

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I went to my doctor and he said he had some good news and some bad news. He said the good news was that he got my test results and I had two days to live. Then he said the bad news was that he has been trying to contact me for two days.

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Onions Pick Up Line http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/onions-pick-up-line Fri, 09 Aug 2019 11:20:17 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13238 Your face makes onions cry.

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Your face makes onions cry.

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Dating Tips http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dating-tips Fri, 09 Aug 2019 11:19:24 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13280 Overcome awkward silences on those first dates by bringing an air horn with you.

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Overcome awkward silences on those first dates by bringing an air horn with you.

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