FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Thu, 15 Nov 2018 09:00:57 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.8 Pokemon http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/pokemon Thu, 15 Nov 2018 09:00:57 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12210 Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon? A. Pikajew

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Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon?

A. Pikajew

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Body http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/body-2 Thu, 15 Nov 2018 08:00:12 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12189 My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year Read more

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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

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Midnight http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/midnight Tue, 13 Nov 2018 09:00:53 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12187 I was taking a shit at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight. I thought to Read more

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I was taking a shit at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself “same shit different day”.

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Beer Bottle http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/beer-bottle Tue, 13 Nov 2018 08:00:25 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12184 How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be Read more

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How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

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Bi-Sexual http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bi-sexual Sun, 11 Nov 2018 09:00:55 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12174 After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

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After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

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Local Church http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/local-church-2 Sun, 11 Nov 2018 08:00:02 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12186 When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I Read more

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When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.

Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”

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Bruce Lee http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bruce-lee-2 Fri, 09 Nov 2018 09:00:25 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12180 Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called? A. Broco Lee.

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Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

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Phone Fun http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/phone-fun-2 Fri, 09 Nov 2018 08:00:06 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12181 Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex. I had phone sex the Read more

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Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

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Bi http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bi Wed, 07 Nov 2018 09:00:11 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12130 All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job figure out if they are bi-sexual or Read more

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All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job figure out if they are bi-sexual or bi polar.

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Ryanair http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/ryanair Wed, 07 Nov 2018 08:00:55 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12102 Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”. I replied “Window or Read more

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Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”.

I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.

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