FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:28:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.4 Bubbles http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bubbles Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:28:45 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13842 You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?” Him: “Yes” You: “Well he’s back Read more

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You: “Have you ever blown bubbles as a kid?”
Him: “Yes”
You: “Well he’s back in town and he wants your phone number”

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Liftophobia http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/liftophobia Sun, 23 Feb 2020 12:28:00 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13841 Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Discovered yesterday I have liftophobia, fear of lifts. I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Local Girls http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/local-girls Tue, 18 Feb 2020 20:45:51 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13822 I was just enjoying a wank when some woman popped up and said, “Find local Read more

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I was just enjoying a wank when some woman popped up and said, “Find local girls in your area”

I said, “Get the fuck out of my room, mum.”

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Homophobia http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/homophobia Tue, 18 Feb 2020 20:45:00 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13827 The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia. The fear of having people to Read more

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The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia.
The fear of having people to your left is anthropophobia.
And the fear of having people behind you is homophobia.

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Valentines Present http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/valentines-present Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:42:08 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13821 My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?” “Well,” I chuckled. Read more

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My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?”
“Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?”
“Yes,” she said happily.
“Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”

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Flowers http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/flowers-3 Fri, 14 Feb 2020 20:44:06 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13828 Wife’s really angry tonight complaining I never buy her flowers! Didn’t even realise she sold Read more

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Wife’s really angry tonight complaining I never buy her flowers!

Didn’t even realise she sold flowers.

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Annoying Conversation http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/annoying-conversation Tue, 11 Feb 2020 23:44:13 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13820 “Can you tie a good knot”? “I cannot.” “So you can knot?” “No, I cannot Read more

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“Can you tie a good knot”?

“I cannot.”

“So you can knot?”

“No, I cannot knot!”

“Not knot?”

“Who’s there?”

“Fuck off!”

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Black People http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/black-people-4 Sat, 08 Feb 2020 12:22:09 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13781 Q. Why do black people have flat noses? A. So they dont drown when drinking Read more

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Q. Why do black people have flat noses?
A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.

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Little Kid http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/little-kid Sat, 08 Feb 2020 12:21:22 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13807 Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in Read more

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Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.

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Florists http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/florists Sun, 02 Feb 2020 00:31:00 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13768 Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The Read more

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Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

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