FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 02 Aug 2020 18:07:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.6 Fun Fact http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/fun-fact-3 Sun, 02 Aug 2020 17:57:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14262 Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?

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Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?

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Science Discovery http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/science-discovery Sun, 02 Aug 2020 05:59:13 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14264 Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Read more

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Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.

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Calendar Fact http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/calendar-fact-2 Wed, 29 Jul 2020 08:27:46 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14242 CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. Read more

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CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.

Except Winter and Summer.

And Autumn.

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Evil Plan http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/evil-plan Wed, 29 Jul 2020 08:27:17 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14245 Until recently I used to think all my work colleagues were hatching some sort of Read more

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Until recently I used to think all my work colleagues were hatching some sort of evil plan against me but then I discovered they’re actually using alcohol hand gel.

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Covid Mask http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/covid-mask Sun, 26 Jul 2020 18:49:43 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14244 Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to Read more

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Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to hospital with 3rd degree burns on my legs. Turns out you have to take the mask off if you drink coffee.

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Off Switch http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/off-switch Sun, 26 Jul 2020 18:48:37 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14243 I found the off-switch on women. It’s in the back of their heads. You have Read more

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I found the off-switch on women. It’s in the back of their heads.

You have to use a bat to activate it.

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Dictionary http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dictionary Fri, 24 Jul 2020 00:01:35 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=8669 What a sh*t day I’m having. Just picked up my dictionary to find that most Read more

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What a sh*t day I’m having. Just picked up my dictionary to find that most of the pages have been ripped out.

It just goes from bad to worse!!

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Best Part http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/best-part Thu, 23 Jul 2020 23:19:44 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14231 The best part about getting a blow job is my girlfriend not being able to Read more

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The best part about getting a blow job is my girlfriend not being able to speak.

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Fat Mama at the Gym http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/fat-mama-at-the-gym Sun, 19 Jul 2020 22:00:11 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14227 Yo Mama is so fat, she goes to the gym just to use the cafeteria Read more

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Yo Mama is so fat, she goes to the gym just to use the cafeteria there.

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Frozen http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/frozen Sun, 19 Jul 2020 21:08:14 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14230 According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get Read more

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According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.

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