FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:59:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.2.4 Love Pickup Line http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/love-pickup-line Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:59:53 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13532 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

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Hitler http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/hitler Wed, 16 Oct 2019 16:59:25 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13533 People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews. What about what he Read more

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People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.

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Bra http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bra Mon, 14 Oct 2019 23:31:32 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13390 I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I Read more

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I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I was hopelessly fumbling around trying to unclip her bra.

“Is this your first time?” She asked.
“No, you’re just the first one with with tits.”

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Extra Medium http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/extra-medium Sun, 13 Oct 2019 08:00:22 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13461 I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. Read more

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I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???

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Childish http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/childish Fri, 11 Oct 2019 15:39:30 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13489 My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour. Like that’s Read more

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My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.

Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.

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Hospital Visit http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/hospital-visit Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:31:37 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13490 Just had the following conversation at hospital. Nurse: What happened to your fingers? Me: You Read more

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Just had the following conversation at hospital.

Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes?
Me: I can’t do that.

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94% http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/94-2 Thu, 10 Oct 2019 16:29:21 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13488 A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to Read more

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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

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Ferrari http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/ferrari-2 Sun, 06 Oct 2019 17:15:43 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13457 My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.

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My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.

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Thief http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/thief Sun, 06 Oct 2019 17:14:46 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13458 Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i Read more

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Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

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Recycle http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/recycle Tue, 01 Oct 2019 20:36:53 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13448 I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of Read more

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I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.

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