FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Thu, 05 Dec 2019 05:25:52 +0100 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.3 Jingle Bells Pickup Line http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/jingle-bells-pickup-line Thu, 05 Dec 2019 05:25:51 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13699 Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.

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Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.

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Cold http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/cold Thu, 05 Dec 2019 05:21:28 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13697 Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so Read more

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Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.

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Time Of Year http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/time-of-year Sun, 01 Dec 2019 22:40:24 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13690 I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend Read more

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I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

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India http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/india Sun, 01 Dec 2019 02:01:00 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13665 Q: Where is the toilet ? A: Shit on the floor

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Q: Where is the toilet ?
A: Shit on the floor

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Black Friday http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/black-friday-3 Wed, 27 Nov 2019 22:19:47 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13680 Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.

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Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.

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War On Terror http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/war-on-terror Wed, 27 Nov 2019 21:21:11 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13677 Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks Read more

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Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.

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Parrot http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/parrot-4 Sun, 24 Nov 2019 22:14:41 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13668 Got a parrot the other day but it didn’t say “I’m hungry” so it died.

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Got a parrot the other day but it didn’t say “I’m hungry” so it died.

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Abuse http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/abuse Sun, 24 Nov 2019 05:43:36 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13594 If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?

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If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?

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Saved http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/saved Wed, 20 Nov 2019 09:00:22 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13645 Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

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Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

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Polluting the Earth http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/polluting-the-earth Wed, 20 Nov 2019 08:00:14 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=13662 The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to Read more

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The level of pollution in the world today is becoming unbearable. I feel ashamed to be human. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.

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