FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Thu, 21 Feb 2019 12:10:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.0.3 New Girlfriend http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/new-girlfriend-2 Thu, 21 Feb 2019 12:10:10 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12752 My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up Read more

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My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up 🙁

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Pregant Black Women http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/pregant-black-women Thu, 21 Feb 2019 08:23:17 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12724 Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? A. When she pulls Read more

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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

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Metal Detector http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/metal-detector-2 Tue, 19 Feb 2019 09:00:12 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12715 Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 Read more

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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

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Stress http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/stress Tue, 19 Feb 2019 08:00:17 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12710 How to avoid stress at work. 1. Don’t go to work.

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How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.

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Prostate http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/prostate-2 Sun, 17 Feb 2019 09:00:47 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12607 I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, Read more

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I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”

“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.

“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.

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Marriage http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/marriage-3 Sun, 17 Feb 2019 08:00:48 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12569 Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

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Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

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Valentines http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/valentines Fri, 15 Feb 2019 08:00:08 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12620 My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for Read more

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My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

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Flowers http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/flowers-2 Thu, 14 Feb 2019 08:00:23 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12495 My wife just called me. She said, “Three of the girls in the office have Read more

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My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

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Valentines Poem http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/valentines-poem Wed, 13 Feb 2019 09:00:47 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12657 I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a Read more

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I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

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Romantic Walks http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/romantic-walks Mon, 11 Feb 2019 08:09:30 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12557 I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a Read more

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I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.

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