FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:03:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.4 Cold pick-up line http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/cold-pick-up-line Fri, 15 Dec 2017 12:03:55 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10898 Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?

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Brr, its cold today! Can I warm my hands with your heaving breasts?

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Bitcoin Mining http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bitcoin-mining Fri, 15 Dec 2017 11:58:25 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10895 Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in Read more

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Tried to do some bitcoin mining last night, I now have a pickaxe stuck in my PC.

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Cooking http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/cooking-3 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 01:01:41 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10890 My cooking is awful. Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to Read more

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My cooking is awful.

Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?

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Bread http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bread-3 Wed, 13 Dec 2017 01:01:13 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10891 Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ Read more

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Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.

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Ugly http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/ugly-5 Mon, 11 Dec 2017 00:28:15 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10837 The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend. Girl: Do you think I’m Read more

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The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

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Dating http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dating-3 Sun, 10 Dec 2017 20:08:31 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10878 I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her Read more

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I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.

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Snowflakes http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/snowflakes Fri, 08 Dec 2017 11:24:30 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10875 Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common? A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique Read more

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Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common?

A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique and deadly on the road.

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Postman http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/postman-2 Fri, 08 Dec 2017 11:09:51 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10864 Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked. Not sure what scared Read more

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Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.

Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

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Cinema http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/cinema-4 Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:41:22 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10863 Guy who owns my local cinema just died. His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, Read more

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Guy who owns my local cinema just died.

His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.

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Christmas Cards http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/christmas-cards Wed, 06 Dec 2017 13:37:26 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=10865 Just finished my Christmas cards. MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out 🙁 .

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Just finished my Christmas cards.

MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out 🙁 .

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