FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Tue, 13 Jun 2023 11:45:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.16 Role-Play http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/role-play-3 Tue, 13 Jun 2023 11:45:47 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15457 Read more]]> Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.

]]> Nearly 2023 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/nearly-2023 Sat, 31 Dec 2022 21:57:32 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15428 Happy Birthday Planet Earth!

]]> Christmas Roads http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/christmas-roads Sun, 25 Dec 2022 12:25:26 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15426 Read more]]> Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking heavily at the moment and allowing their wives to drive.

]]> Our Father http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/our-father Sat, 24 Dec 2022 19:01:12 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15415 Read more]]> Q: Why Do Some People Say Jesus Is Black?
A: Because He Is Our Father But He Never Came Back

]]> All I want http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/all-i-want Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:13:19 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15392 Mariah Curie – All I want for Christmas is U-235

]]> KFC http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/kfc-3 Fri, 02 Dec 2022 12:10:06 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15384 Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

]]> Dyslexic Hallooween http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/dyslexic-hallooween Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:42:29 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14932 Read more]]> Q. Why do dyslexic kids get fish on Halloween?

A. Because they go trick or trouting.

]]> Cat Food http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/cat-food-3 Thu, 01 Sep 2022 13:43:55 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15245 Read more]]> Cat food shouldn’t include beef or tuna. They’re too big for cats to eat in the wild. It should only be made of mice, birds and dead pensioners.

]]> Joe Biden Cock http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/joe-biden-cock Thu, 01 Sep 2022 13:29:33 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15233 Read more]]> Joe Biden found out today he has Parkinsons. Coincidentally he also made the decision to permanently glue his hand to his cock.

]]> Serial KIller pickup http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/serial-killer-pickup Sun, 21 Aug 2022 09:13:48 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=15281 Read more]]> Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day, the guy said to me ” I’m glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer” i said, “what’s the chances of two serial killers in one car”

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