FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 21 Apr 2019 18:42:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.1 Happy Easter http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/happy-easter Sun, 21 Apr 2019 18:42:00 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12988 Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would Read more

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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

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Jesus http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/jesus Fri, 19 Apr 2019 08:00:42 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12438 What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You only need one nail Read more

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What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Mummy http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/mummy Wed, 17 Apr 2019 06:40:14 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12974 Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in Read more

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Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.

They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.

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Think about it http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/think-about-it Wed, 17 Apr 2019 04:55:11 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12976 Why do black people have flat noses? Because there’s no lights in the jungle.

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Why do black people have flat noses?

Because there’s no lights in the jungle.

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The Pizza http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/the-pizza Sun, 14 Apr 2019 09:00:28 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12950 I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because Read more

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I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.

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Subway http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/subway-2 Sun, 14 Apr 2019 08:00:03 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12962 Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs Read more

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Went to Subway today and they had an offer ‘£3 – Choose between 9 Subs and a Drink’ I said “What a dumb f*cking choice, I’ll take the 9 subs please”.

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Princess http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/princess-4 Fri, 12 Apr 2019 09:00:09 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12949 My wife told me she wants to be treated like a princess. So I decided Read more

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My wife told me she wants to be treated like a princess.

So I decided to invite seven midgets to join us for dinner tonight.

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Bigfoot http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bigfoot-2 Fri, 12 Apr 2019 08:00:38 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12952 I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to Read more

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I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.

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Homeless Brother http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/homeless-brother Wed, 10 Apr 2019 09:00:12 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12951 After winning the lottery last week I have decided to give my homeless brother a Read more

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After winning the lottery last week I have decided to give my homeless brother a new home. It’s the box from my new 65” TV.

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Sleeping http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/sleeping-2 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 08:00:57 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12955 I’ve been sleeping with this bloke’s wife and today he sent me this text: “You Read more

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I’ve been sleeping with this bloke’s wife and today he sent me this text: “You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!” To which I replied: “8 out of 10, the word (I’ll ) requires an apostrophe and a capital I.”

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