FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Wed, 21 Oct 2020 22:48:03 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.6 Weight http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/weight-3 Wed, 21 Oct 2020 22:48:02 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14427 Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment. Tried jogging but I keep Read more

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Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment.

Tried jogging but I keep running into restaurants.

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Clocks http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/clocks Tue, 20 Oct 2020 00:49:47 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=12178 Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra Read more

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Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

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Trojan http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/trojan Sun, 18 Oct 2020 23:01:48 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14423 Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and Read more

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Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.

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James Bond http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/james-bond Sun, 18 Oct 2020 22:35:31 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14419 Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

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Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

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Never Cheat http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/never-cheat Fri, 16 Oct 2020 10:42:26 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14410 I never cheat in a relationships. That’s because it would require two people to find Read more

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I never cheat in a relationships.

That’s because it would require two people to find me attractive.

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Hospital http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/hospital-4 Fri, 16 Oct 2020 05:05:06 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14409 My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told Read more

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My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

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McNuggets http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/mcnuggets Mon, 12 Oct 2020 14:25:10 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14406 Two interesting facts about me. 1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken Read more

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Two interesting facts about me.

1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.

2) I’m banned from McDonalds.

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Inner Self http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/inner-self Mon, 12 Oct 2020 14:22:02 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14408 Been getting in touch with my inner self recently. Couldn’t find any toilet paper at Read more

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Been getting in touch with my inner self recently.

Couldn’t find any toilet paper at my local supermarket.

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Fat Lass http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/fat-lass-2 Thu, 08 Oct 2020 21:03:58 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14403 I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are Read more

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I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night. “My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

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Bicycle Pickup http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/bicycle-pickup Thu, 08 Oct 2020 20:50:44 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14399 Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as Read more

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Do you believe in reincarnation?? When I come back I want to be reincarnated as your bicycle seat.

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