FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:27:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.8 Women http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/women-5 Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:27:15 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14607 I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.

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Toaster http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/toaster Thu, 14 Jan 2021 00:26:55 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14606 Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.

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Man at Doctors http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/man-at-doctors Mon, 11 Jan 2021 02:02:37 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=7152 Read more]]> A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.

The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”

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Barack http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/barack Mon, 11 Jan 2021 01:57:30 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=3245 Read more]]> When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.

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Irish Mugger http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/irish-mugger Thu, 07 Jan 2021 21:31:49 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=5256 Read more]]> Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “

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Anti-depressants http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/anti-depressants Thu, 07 Jan 2021 20:52:47 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14577 I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.

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Love http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/love-3 Mon, 04 Jan 2021 00:29:35 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=2643 Read more]]> If loves is the only thing that can conquer hate then why doesn’t the army have dildos instead of guns?

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Birthdays http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/birthdays Wed, 30 Dec 2020 23:59:45 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14551 Read more]]> Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.

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Masks http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/masks Sat, 26 Dec 2020 20:07:32 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14545 Read more]]> Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

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Sex Tape http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/sex-tape-2 Sat, 26 Dec 2020 15:06:42 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14546 My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.

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