FunnyShortJokes.com http://www.funnyshortjokes.com Get your short jokes rated! Sun, 10 Oct 2021 08:45:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.1.11 Alexa http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/alexa-2 Sun, 10 Oct 2021 08:45:05 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14916 Read more]]> Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

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Charges http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/charges Sun, 03 Oct 2021 22:18:45 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14912 Read more]]> I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

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Girlfriend Birthday http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/girlfriend-birthday Mon, 27 Sep 2021 20:25:02 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14906 Read more]]> My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

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Science Breakthrough http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/science-breakthrough Mon, 27 Sep 2021 20:24:32 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14907 Read more]]> Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.

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Vaccinated http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/vaccinated Sat, 11 Sep 2021 16:28:09 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14892 Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

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Fine Line http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/fine-line Sat, 11 Sep 2021 16:27:55 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14894 There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.

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Flintstones http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/flintstones Sat, 11 Sep 2021 16:27:41 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14896 Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

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Autocorrect http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/autocorrect-2 Sat, 11 Sep 2021 16:25:23 +0000 https://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14900 The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.

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Thesaurus http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/thesaurus-2 Mon, 30 Aug 2021 20:37:58 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14895 What’s another word for thesaurus?

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Brother http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/brother Mon, 30 Aug 2021 20:37:28 +0000 http://www.funnyshortjokes.com/?p=14893 My brother was named after my Dad. It’s really confusing having a brother called Dad.

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