Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Pet Insurance Chat-Up Line

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Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.

Cloud chat up Line

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You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.


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Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

Teddy Bear

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

Too Long Pick-Up Line

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I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .

Seduce Fat Woman

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How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.