19Jun Pet Insurance Chat-Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +429 -200 Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.
03Jul Cloud chat up Line By Paul in Pick Up Lines +330 -150 You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.
11Apr Teddy Bear By Maz in Pick Up Lines +289 -142 Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.
18Mar Catch By Paddy in Pick Up Lines +324 -188 Boy: Can you catch?? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.
24Jan Fat Women Pickup Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +208 -79 Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you. Women: Tell me something I don’t know! Man: Salad taste’s nice.
26Feb Too Long Pick-Up Line By Gabi in Pick Up Lines +207 -96 I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .