Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Pet Insurance Chat-Up Line

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Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.

Fat Women Pickup Line

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Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you.
Women: Tell me something I don’t know!
Man: Salad taste’s nice.

Cloud chat up Line

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You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.

Teddy Bear

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

Catch

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Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

Too Long Pick-Up Line

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I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .