Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

19
Jun

Pet Insurance Chat-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+365 -167

Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.

03
Jul

Cloud chat up Line

By Paul
in Pick Up Lines
+279 -130

You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.

11
Apr

Teddy Bear

By Maz
in Pick Up Lines
+244 -120

Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

18
Mar

Catch

By Paddy
in Pick Up Lines
+284 -174

Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

26
Feb

Too Long Pick-Up Line

By Gabi
in Pick Up Lines
+170 -79

I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .

25
Aug

Seduce Fat Woman

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+204 -137

How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.

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