19Jun Pet Insurance Chat-Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +388 -175 Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.
03Jul Cloud chat up Line By Paul in Pick Up Lines +297 -138 You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.
11Apr Teddy Bear By Maz in Pick Up Lines +260 -123 Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.
18Mar Catch By Paddy in Pick Up Lines +301 -178 Boy: Can you catch?? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.
26Feb Too Long Pick-Up Line By Gabi in Pick Up Lines +185 -81 I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .
25Aug Seduce Fat Woman By Dave in Pick Up Lines +213 -143 How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.