Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

19
Jun

Pet Insurance Chat-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+455 -209

Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.

24
Jan

Fat Women Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+352 -128

Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you.
Women: Tell me something I don’t know!
Man: Salad taste’s nice.

03
Jul

Cloud chat up Line

By Paul
in Pick Up Lines
+349 -155

You remind me of a cloud. When you disappear my day gets brighter.

11
Apr

Teddy Bear

By Maz
in Pick Up Lines
+305 -145

Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

18
Mar

Catch

By Paddy
in Pick Up Lines
+330 -194

Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

26
Feb

Too Long Pick-Up Line

By Gabi
in Pick Up Lines
+219 -100

I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .

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