Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Between Legs

in Dirty Jokes
+196 -83

The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s

Diet

in General Jokes
+114 -28

Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+122 -48

Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.

Blind Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+106 -53

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Fridge

in Relationship Jokes
+78 -31

My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!

Sign

in Dirty Jokes
+68 -24

Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself…
It said “Bathroom closed”.