Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.
Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.
Why is it that good people are always the ones who get screwed over? The other day I gave my seat to an old lady on the bus and then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.
Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.
My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.
Until the librarian told me to take it out.