Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Nov

By Dave

+245 -61

Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Dec

By ChrisP

+92 -24

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

Dec

By Dave

+73 -21

I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.

He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”

Feb

By Fhoe

+73 -32

Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

Dec

By Lol man

+63 -24

The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

Oct

By Ry

+150 -111

Question: What do you call a Muslim man, with a backpack, on a bus?
Answer: A normal everyday passenger, you racist.