Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Body Part

in Dirty Jokes
+123 -22

Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+184 -85

Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.

Fridge

in Relationship Jokes
+96 -38

My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!

Sign

in Dirty Jokes
+86 -33

Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself…
It said “Bathroom closed”.

Two Men

in General Jokes
+79 -28

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Diamonds

in Relationship Jokes
+65 -16

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.