Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Body Part

in Dirty Jokes
+181 -43

Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Diamonds

in Relationship Jokes
+82 -19

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

Chinese Guy

in Racist Jokes
+87 -37

The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.

Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!

Muslim Man

in Racist Jokes
+112 -68

Question: What do you call a Muslim man, with a backpack, on a bus?
Answer: A normal everyday passenger, you racist.

Symptoms

in General Jokes
+57 -16

I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.

He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”

Sperm Bank

in Dirty Jokes
+55 -20

I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase “Thanks for coming!”?