They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.
Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:
“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
You gotta hand it to short people….
Mainly because they can’t reach.
Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?
Because I’m White and he’s Wong
Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.
Two interesting facts about me.
1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.
2) I’m banned from McDonalds.