Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Fat Women Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+136 -44

Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you.
Women: Tell me something I don’t know!
Man: Salad taste’s nice.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+98 -36

When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.

Homeless Girl

in General Jokes
+80 -33

I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Valentines

in Relationship Jokes
+63 -19

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Fighting

in General Jokes
+45 -8

The following conversation happened after calling the police.

Police: What’s your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting over me.
Police: OK and what’s the problem?
Me: The fat one is winning!

Abortions

in Relationship Jokes
+57 -22

“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”