Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.
Just had the following conversation in court.
Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.
Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.
Q. What do women and Google have in common?
A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.