Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Squint

in Racist Jokes
+140 -50

Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.

Between Legs

in Dirty Jokes
+137 -55

The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s

Diet

in General Jokes
+99 -22

Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

Failed Job Interview

in General Jokes
+94 -32

Interviewer: Your resume says you’re very quick at maths.
Me: Yes I am!
Interviewer: Whats 12 x 37?
Me: 49.
Interviewer: That’s not even close!
Me: Yeah, but it was fast.

Video Camera

in Racist Jokes
+101 -45

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A. Phil Ming

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+85 -36

Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.