Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Googled

in Dirty Jokes
+109 -33

Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up…
Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.

Dwarf Friend

in General Jokes
+116 -44

My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.

Thief

in Animal Jokes
+102 -33

Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

Buttcheeks

in Dirty Jokes
+78 -18

Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?

Coffee

in General Jokes
+63 -16

Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.

94%

in Surreal Jokes
+65 -22

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.