Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.
Just had the following conversation in court.
Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.
I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym,
“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.
Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.