Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.
My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
If you see a toilet in your dreams never use it.
My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
Research scientists have discovered that fat women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.