Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.


in Animal Jokes
+123 -39

Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

Dwarf Friend

in General Jokes
+123 -48

My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.


in Dirty Jokes
+89 -21

Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?


in Surreal Jokes
+75 -23

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.


in General Jokes
+69 -19

Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.

Valentines Present

in Relationship Jokes
+62 -17

My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?”
“Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?”
“Yes,” she said happily.
“Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”