Just Googled “Gary Oldman” and some pretty disturbing images came up… Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.
My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.
Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.
Is “buttcheeks” one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.
He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.