Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Electric Chair

in General Jokes
+149 -39

The following conversation took place while a prisoner was awaiting execution by electric chair.

Priest: Do you have any last requests?
Prisoner: Yes I do, can I hold your hand?

Squint

in Racist Jokes
+124 -44

Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.

Cinema

in Dirty Jokes
+113 -40

The following conversation took place between a couple at the cinema.

Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is jerking off.
Boyfriend: Just ignore him.
Girlfriend: I can’t.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.

Diet

in General Jokes
+91 -19

Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

Between Legs

in Dirty Jokes
+104 -43

The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s

Muslim Husband

in Religious Jokes
+155 -100

Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.