Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Thief

in Animal Jokes
+172 -50

Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

Buttcheeks

in Dirty Jokes
+123 -32

Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?

94%

in Surreal Jokes
+94 -30

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Valentines Present

in Relationship Jokes
+81 -24

My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?”
“Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?”
“Yes,” she said happily.
“Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”

Store

in Dirty Jokes
+73 -31

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.

Weighing Scale

in General Jokes
+72 -33

Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:

“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.