Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Black Girls

in Racist Jokes
+308 -93

Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

Diamonds

in Relationship Jokes
+139 -33

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

Wife Apology

in Relationship Jokes
+80 -19

My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

Bar Conversation

in General Jokes
+80 -27

The following conversation took place at bar

Customer: What’s the WiFi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke.
Barman: $10 please.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!

Sad Coffee

in General Jokes
+91 -40

Q. Why was the coffee sad?

A. Because it was depresso

MacDonald Nursery Rhyme

in Disabled Jokes
+73 -32

Old MacDonald had tourette’s.

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