Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Nazis

in Racist Jokes
+882 -307

Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.

Not Guilty

in General Jokes
+394 -91

Just had the following conversation in court.

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.

Olympics

in Racist Jokes
+267 -102

Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Facebook Name

in Dirty Jokes
+192 -73

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

Google Woman

in Relationship Jokes
+176 -79

Q. What do women and Google have in common?
A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

The Gym

in General Jokes
+159 -63

I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym,
“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.