Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Bar Conversation

in General Jokes
+139 -44

The following conversation took place at bar

Customer: What’s the WiFi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke.
Barman: $10 please.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!

Duck Fart

in Animal Jokes
+90 -35

Q. How does a duck fart?

A. Through his arsequack.

Miniskirt

in Dirty Jokes
+74 -27

Just had the following conversation with my mum

Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.

Fat Women Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+64 -18

Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you.
Women: Tell me something I don’t know!
Man: Salad taste’s nice.

Nipples

in General Jokes
+87 -45

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?

German Plumber

in Racist Jokes
+75 -40

I hired a German plumber the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.