Is “buttcheeks” one word? Or should I spread them apart?
My wife asked me, “What did you buy me for valentines day?” “Well,” I chuckled. “You see that pink Mercedes over there?” “Yes,” she said happily. “Well I bought you a toothbrush the same colour.”
They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.
Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:
“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
You gotta hand it to short people….
Mainly because they can’t reach.
When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.