Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Doctor

in General Jokes
+149 -33

Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.

Usain Bolt

in Racist Jokes
+185 -78

Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.

Electric Chair

in General Jokes
+102 -27

The following conversation took place while a prisoner was awaiting execution by electric chair.

Priest: Do you have any last requests?
Prisoner: Yes I do, can I hold your hand?

Lip Balm

in Relationship Jokes
+100 -34

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.

Cinema

in Dirty Jokes
+90 -25

The following conversation took place between a couple at the cinema.

Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is jerking off.
Boyfriend: Just ignore him.
Girlfriend: I can’t.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.

Muslim Husband

in Religious Jokes
+132 -70

Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.