Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Olympics

in Racist Jokes
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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Facebook Name

in Dirty Jokes
+237 -88

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

Usain Bolt

in Racist Jokes
+165 -67

Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.

Bus

in General Jokes
+139 -54

Why is it that good people are always the ones who get screwed over? The other day I gave my seat to an old lady on the bus and then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.

Doctor

in General Jokes
+104 -23

Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.

Guinness World Records

in General Jokes
+109 -47

My penis was once in the Guinness World Records.

Until the librarian told me to take it out.