Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.
Q. What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN”
The following conversation took place at bar
Customer: What’s the WiFi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke.
Barman: $10 please.
Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
Q. Why was the coffee sad?
A. Because it was depresso
Q. How does a duck fart?
A. Through his arsequack.
Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.