The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.
Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s
Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.
Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.
My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!
Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself…
It said “Bathroom closed”.