Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.
My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.
My ex-girlfriend came crawling back knocking on my door today so I opened the door and agreed to give her back her wheelchair.
My doctor recently told me to keep away from alcohol so I now drink using a 10ft long straw.