Tradition = Peer pressure from dead people
Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could taste Jill’s candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cuz Jill’s real name was randy
I don’t understand why banks get so upset when you can’t repay a loan.
They already knew I had no money when I came to borrow the money.
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?
Answer A Purrvert
When I was a kid I could go to the shop with £1 and get crisps, chewing gums, ice-cream, and a fizzy drink. Nowadays they have CCTV everywhere.