Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Store

in Dirty Jokes
+94 -40

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.

Weighing Scale

in General Jokes
+84 -42

Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:

“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.

Short People

in General Jokes
+59 -21

You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.

Racist Teacher

in Racist Jokes
+76 -44

Why did the teacher shout at the Asian but not at me?

Because I’m White and he’s Wong

Time Capsule

in Animal Jokes
+37 -8

Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.

McNuggets

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -11

Two interesting facts about me.

1) My testicles are the same size as 2 Chicken McNuggets.

2) I’m banned from McDonalds.