Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.
Just had the following conversation in court.
Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.
Q. What do women and Google have in common?
A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym,
“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.