Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.

Body Part

in Dirty Jokes
+339 -84

Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Black Girls

in Racist Jokes
+189 -63

Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

Diamonds

in Relationship Jokes
+115 -27

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

Symptoms

in General Jokes
+90 -29

I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.

He said “Can u describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”

Rolex

in Dirty Jokes
+66 -13

My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday.

I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”.

Ugly

in Relationship Jokes
+88 -36

The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly