Best Short Jokes This Year

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this year sorted by user rating.


in Racist Jokes
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Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.

Not Guilty

in General Jokes
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Just had the following conversation in court.

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.

Romantic Walk

in Relationship Jokes
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Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.


in Racist Jokes
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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Facebook Name

in Dirty Jokes
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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

The Gym

in General Jokes
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I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym,
“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.