Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Korean Wife

in Racist Jokes
+2 -6

Last night I was gonna surprise my Korean Wife with a romantic meal but someone let the cat out of the bag.

Black People

in Racist Jokes
+5 -4

People call me racist but I love black people. I think everyone should have one.

Pets

in Animal Jokes
+12 -14

My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.

She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.

Nightclub

in Racist Jokes
+5 -15

The following conversation took place in a nightclub.

White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!

Orphanage pick up line

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -21

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Doctors

in General Jokes
+8 -14

My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.”