Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

New Girlfriend

in Political Jokes
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My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up 🙁

Pregant Black Women

in Racist Jokes
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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Metal Detector

in Racist Jokes
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Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.


in General Jokes
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How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.


in Dirty Jokes
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I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”

“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.

“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.


in Relationship Jokes
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Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.