Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Diving

in Sports Jokes
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Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters
Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters
Scuba diving world record – 137 meters
Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters

Cheers, Casio that’s a relief

Tinder

in Relationship Jokes
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Tinder is for rookies. I used Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It gives you all the recently divorced females in your area and you can filter by size.

Toxic Masculinity

in Dirty Jokes
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A term made up by women no one will fuck.

Blessed

in Religious Jokes
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I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. The priest is in jail now.

Fisherman

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.

Toaster

in Dirty Jokes
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”