Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Irish Schools

in Racist Jokes
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The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.

Mum

in Dirty Jokes
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My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

Money Saving Tips

in General Jokes
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Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.

Inappropriate Jokes

in Racist Jokes
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Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!

Mental

in Surreal Jokes
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In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!

Dwarf Friend

in General Jokes
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My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.