Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Amazon

in General Jokes
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Last night I saw my sexy neighbour through the curtains masterbaiting with a telescope I ordered from Amazon… Looks like they delivered it to the wrong address. Gonna have to order a new one now 🙁 !

KKK

in Racist Jokes
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Ever hear of the Klu Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump over 8 black dudes with a steamroller

Pie Charts

in General Jokes
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Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

Jesus Love You

in Dirty Jokes
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Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a church it feels nice.
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a Mexican prison is quite scary and is usually followed by severe ass pain.

Happy Easter

in Religious Jokes
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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Jesus

in Religious Jokes
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What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.