Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Mustache

in General Jokes
+4 -5

I cant believe some people. You give someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and then suddenly she’s not friends with you any more.

Job

in Dirty Jokes
+3 -2

What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A job still sucks.

Bath

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -9

The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!

Career Advice

in General Jokes
+2 -9

If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.

Thesaurus Club

in General Jokes
+6 -11

First rule of Thesaurus Club…

You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.

Charity Event

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -14

Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]