Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Condom

in Relationship Jokes
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Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.

Black Girls

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

Mustache

in General Jokes
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I cant believe some people. You give someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and then suddenly she’s not friends with you any more.

Job

in Dirty Jokes
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What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A job still sucks.

Bath

in Dirty Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!

Career Advice

in General Jokes
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If you want a promotion walk into your office and shout “Vodka, tequila, sambuca!” at the top of your voice.

This will make you the person who calls the shots.