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Jul

Irish Schools

By Allan

+0 -0

The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.

Jul

Mum

By Franky

in Dirty Jokes

+6 -7

My mum walked in on me masterbating the other day. I told her “mum, stop masterbating!!”

Jul

Money Saving Tips

By Allen

in General Jokes

+2 -7

Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.

Jul

Inappropriate Jokes

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+14 -11

Found out recently that I have a disease which causes me to say inappropriate jokes, caught it from a faggy n*gger!

Jul

Mental

By Dannw

in Surreal Jokes

+3 -7

In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!

Jul

Dwarf Friend

By Debb2

in General Jokes

+23 -8

My dwarf friend committed suicide recently… He jumped off a curb.

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