Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in General Jokes
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My cooking is awful.

Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?


in Religious Jokes
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Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.


in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly


in General Jokes
+8 -12

I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.


in General Jokes
+12 -11

Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common?

A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique and deadly on the road.


in General Jokes
+7 -11

Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.

Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.