13Dec Weight scale By Jakkalas in Relationship Jokes +4 -3 My wife says for Christmas she wants something that goes from 0-100 in a few of seconds so I got her a weighing scale.
13Dec New Car By AVW2 in Surreal Jokes +1 -5 Did you hear about the new car that’s been release in Portugal? It can fit a small child in the boot. It’s called the Renault McCann
11Dec Snowball By SteveA in Relationship Jokes +6 -4 The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son. I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.
11Dec Lightbulb By BAw1 in Racist Jokes Tags: Black Jokes +12 -4 How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.
09Dec Stages of Life By Nick in General Jokes +14 -2 There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
09Dec Masterpiece By Edward in Dirty Jokes +7 -13 Q. Why did God create man before woman. A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.