Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the beach she’s the only one that gets a tan.

German Food

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why do Jews hate German food?

A. It gives them gas!

FedeX Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.


in General Jokes
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Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.

Pole Vault

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why do Mexico always fail during the Olympic pole vault contest?
A. The best jumpers have all moved to the USA.


in Dirty Jokes
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Just spent the past 2 hours on the toilet… I’m getting too old for this shit.