Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

World Cup Win

in Sports Jokes
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France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Insomnia

in Disabled Jokes
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My insomnia is terrible at the moment. On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas.

Tissue Paper

in Dirty Jokes
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Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road?
…………it got stuck in the crack.

Change The World

in Relationship Jokes
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If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

First Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
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My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse.
Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.

SexyTube

in Dirty Jokes
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Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.