Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Slippers

in Relationship Jokes
+2 -5

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Mole

in Dirty Jokes
+2 -3

Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.

Dedicated

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -3

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Dentist Time

in General Jokes
+4 -4

Q: What is a good time to go to the dentist?
A: Thooth hurty

Pie

in General Jokes
+5 -3

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.