Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
NovChap Stick
Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.
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OctSlugs
What if slugs are just divorced snails?
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OctCensorship
At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.
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OctAlexa
Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.
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OctCharges
I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!