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19
Feb

Metal Detector

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
Tags:
+1 -3

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

19
Feb

Stress

By SteveB
in General Jokes
+1 -1

How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.

17
Feb

Prostate

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+1 -6

I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”

“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.

“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.

17
Feb

Marriage

By Stevo
in Relationship Jokes
+4 -0

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

15
Feb

Valentines

By Jakkalas
in Relationship Jokes
+12 -2

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

14
Feb

Flowers

By SteveA
in Relationship Jokes
Tags:
+8 -5

My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

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