Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Asian friend

in Racist Jokes
+8 -2

Just found out my Asian friend died last week…
So Yung.

Bible

in Religious Jokes
+2 -3

The bible has over 1,000 pages. In my opinion there only needs to be 1 page and it should say “DON’T BE A CUNT!” in large font.

Korean Girlfriend

in Racist Jokes
+4 -8

My Korean girlfriend made a pie from Scratch this weekend. I’m gonna miss that dog.

Tuna

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -3

I haven’t had sex in so long, the other day I opened up a can of tuna and got a hard on.

Environment Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -12

Guy: Hi do you care about the environment?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Well maybe we can take showers together to save water.

Pulled over

in General Jokes
+7 -9

Just been pulled over by a cop. He said ‘can you identify yourself sir’ so I pulled out a mirror and said ‘yep that’s me!’