11Aug Elephant By Dave in Animal Jokes +0 -0 I’ve got the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.
11Aug Vaccine By Hamlet in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +0 -0 Scientists have just discovered the ultimate vaccine for killing Covid19. It’s called ‘Chuck Norris’, he can kill anything, any place any time.
06Aug Girlfriends Dog By SteveB in Animal Jokes +6 -6 My girlfriend’s dog died recently so I decided to get her an identical one. She was really angry, she said “what am I gonna do with 2 dead dogs?”
06Aug Samaritans By Freddy in General Jokes +1 -3 Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.
02Aug Fun Fact By Juan in Dirty Jokes +8 -8 Did you know there are twice as many testicles in the world as penises?
02Aug Science Discovery By Dave in Political Jokes +7 -1 Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.