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Jul

World Cup Win

By Paul2s

+1 -0

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Jul

Insomnia

By MarkA

in Disabled Jokes

+0 -0

My insomnia is terrible at the moment. On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas.

Jul

Tissue Paper

By Boyce facer

in Dirty Jokes

+7 -6

Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road?
…………it got stuck in the crack.

Jul

Change The World

By ALLY

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+8 -3

If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

Jul

First Girlfriend

By MarkA

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -10

My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse.
Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.

Jul

SexyTube

By MarkA

in Dirty Jokes

+2 -8

Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.

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