Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Russian Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Are you Russian?? Because you’re Rushing my heart-rate.

Dna Test

in General Jokes
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Just had my dna test results come back. It turns out that I’m a massive c*nt.

Love

in General Jokes
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Some people say money can’t but love..

Bullcrap!!

Money just bought me a puppy.

Supermarket

in General Jokes
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Love the cashier at my supermarket. Always gives me free stuff. Self-checkout machines are awesome.

Cows

in Animal Jokes
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

Moon

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.