Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Animal Jokes
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef


in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.

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in Pick Up Lines
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Man: You know what I really like in a girl?
Woman: No what?
Man: My c*ck!


in General Jokes
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.


in Dirty Jokes
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If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.


in Animal Jokes
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If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread-man?