Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Body

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -3

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

Midnight

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -7

I was taking a shit at 11:59 and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself “same shit different day”.

Beer Bottle

in General Jokes
+9 -5

How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

Zero. It should be open when she brings it.

Bi-Sexual

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -8

After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

Local Church

in Religious Jokes
+6 -4

When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.

Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”