Q: What do you call a cow with no legs
A: Ground beef
Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.
Man: You know what I really like in a girl?
Woman: No what?
Man: My c*ck!
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.
If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread-man?
★★★ Dave ★★★
Congratulations to Dave for winning joke of the month with the funny joke, Fun Fact!