Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:
-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
AprVampire Working
Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break
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AprAsda Delivery
Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.
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AprSo ugly
Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her.
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AprWeighing Scale
Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:
“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
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AprYo Mama
Yo Mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.