Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Facebook

in General Jokes
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Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

Grandad

in General Jokes
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Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!

Beard Growing

in Racist Jokes
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Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.

Divorce

in Relationship Jokes
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I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

Orphans

in General Jokes
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Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Irony

in General Jokes
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My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.