Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Black Paint

in Racist Jokes
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Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”

Vegetables

in Disabled Jokes
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Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.

Different Girl

in General Jokes
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I manage to bring a different girl home every weekend. It’s getting quite crowded in my basement.

Drinking

in Relationship Jokes
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My favourite text message to send to the wife when I’m out drinking at the bar.

“I’ll be home in 5 minutes… If not… read this again!!”