I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.
Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.
A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.
The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”
When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.
Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “
I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.
★★★ ‘Steve’ ★★★
Congratulations to ‘Steve’ for winning joke of the month with the funny joke, Tesco Value!