Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Shark

in Animal Jokes
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Saw a man earlier today at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”. It made me laugh, there’s no way he was ever gonna convince a shark to help him.

Asshole Pick-Up Line (100% Success Rate)

in Pick Up Lines
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God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.

Phobia

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

in Relationship Jokes
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Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Egg Cooking Advice

in Surreal Jokes
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Instead of wasting money on costly egg timers simply boil your egg to perfection by getting in your car and driving at 60 mph for exactly 3 miles. When you reach the 3 mile mark call your wife and tell her to take it out the pan.

Coffee

in General Jokes
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Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.