Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Holes

in Dirty Jokes
+2 -5

I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.

Water Pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+1 -2

Hey baby, did you know that your body is make up of 90% water and I’m feeling thirsty tonight.

Asian Women

in Racist Jokes
+9 -12

Q. Why do Asian women have small breasts?

A. Because their parents only allow A’s.

RIP Dinosaurs

in General Jokes
+2 -7

Just heard on the radio that the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago on this exact day.

Rip Dinosaurs
26th April 64,997,984 BC

Peter Pan

in Surreal Jokes
+16 -24

What if Peter Pan and the lost boys are actually the wondering souls of abortions?

That would explain Captain Hook.

Swept

in General Jokes
+10 -9

I don’t understand women. They love it when you sweep them off their feet but as soon as you lock them in the back of the van they start freaking out.