Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Colours

in Surreal Jokes
+3 -2

What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.

Feminist

in Political Jokes
+1 -3

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.

Blind Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+18 -17

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
+8 -15

How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?

Lying

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -29

Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Pot Smokers

in General Jokes
+7 -20

Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.