Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Snowball

in Relationship Jokes
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The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son.

I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.

Lightbulb

in Racist Jokes
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How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
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There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Masterpiece

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why did God create man before woman.
A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.

shock absorbers

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

Campaign

in General Jokes
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I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.