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Psychiatrist

in Religious Jokes


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I’m currently studying to be a psychiatrist and I went to the library to find a book on suicide. The librarian recommended I read the Qur’an.

Parking Spaces

in Dirty Jokes


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Women are like parking spaces. Sometimes all the best ones are taken so the only choice you have is to stick it in the disabled.

Asperin

in Animal Jokes


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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Hi babe I’ve got you some Asperin for your headache.
Wife: I don’t have a headache.
Husband: Aha, *takes pants off*

Clear Your Debts

in Uncategorized Jokes


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Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com

Dating Websites

in Uncategorized Jokes


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That’s the last time I ever use dating websites. When I said I wanted to meet someone positive I didn’t mean HIV.