Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Fat Chinese Prostitute

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?

A Chun Ki Ho

Porky

in Animal Jokes
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Whats pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife.

Daughter

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

New Friend

in General Jokes
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When someone stops me to ask for directions I always give them directions to my house. Then I say to myself “See you in 20 minutes my new best friend”.

Fake

in Dirty Jokes
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Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.