What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.
How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.
How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?
Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.
Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.