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Jun

Fat Lass

By Dannw

in Dirty Jokes

+4 -8

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night.

“My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

Jun

Chernobyl

By Lizzy

in General Jokes

+4 -2

Why do you have to use underwear in Ukrain?

Cause chernobyl fall out.

Jun

Gym

By BMa

in General Jokes

+5 -16

Went to the gym last night and lost 4 stones in one day.

I accidentally ripped my leg off on the squat machine.

Jun

Crime Book

By Debb2

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+8 -7

Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.

It’s called “50 shades of black”

Jun

iPad

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -18

I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.”

That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.

Jun

Cyrus Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

Tags: Jew Jokes

+3 -18

On a scale of Cyrus to Jewish, how tight are you?

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