Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Homework Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Are you my homework? Cos I wanna put you on a table and do you all night.

Wedding Anniversary

in Relationship Jokes
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Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.

German Mustache Man

in Political Jokes
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Q. How did Hitler master-bate?
A. Führerously

Interview

in General Jokes
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Just been given a job after the following interview.

Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery?
Me: Does your mum count?
Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!

Hypocrite

in Political Jokes
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My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.

Share

in Dirty Jokes
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I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.