Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Ceiling

in Racist Jokes
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What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?

A not very good electrician.

Camera

in Relationship Jokes
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Scientists in Japan have just invest a new camera with a shutter speed that is so fast that they claim they can actually photograph a women with her mouth closed.

Watch

in General Jokes
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I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.

Multitasking

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -5

Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.

Pilot Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -7

I’m no pilot….
But I’ll happily enter your cockpit.

Sharp Teeth

in Animal Jokes
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What animal has sharp teeth and 5 legs?

A pit bull in a playground.