24Jul Stay Safe By DonnaF in General Jokes +1 -9 The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.
22Jul Blink Pick-Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +6 -11 Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
22Jul Motto By Dave in General Jokes +5 -7 My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
20Jul Lottery By SteveA in Animal Jokes +13 -19 If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.
20Jul Pringles Holder By JimC in Animal Jokes +14 -13 Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.