Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Mobile Phone

in Religious Jokes
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Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.

Bad Drivers

in General Jokes
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Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.

Come From

in Dirty Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a dad and his young child.

Child: Dad where did I come from?
Dad: You came from a stork.
Child: Wow, you f*cked a stork?

Five Things

in Relationship Jokes
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Five things men know about women.

1. They like shoes
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Tool

in Relationship Jokes
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My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.

Concrete Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.