Most Recent Funny Short Jokes

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Pocket Watch

in Racial Jokes

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Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.

Smoke Alarm

in Relationship Jokes

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Can’t believe how quickly the batteries keep running out on my smoke alarm. Really need to get my wife some cooking lessons this Christmas.

Funeral Parlor

in Uncategorized Jokes

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The following conversation took place at a funeral parlor minutes before the funeral was about to start.

Widow: You’ve put him in a blue suit, I wanted brown!
Funeral Director: No problem madam. Ed!! Ed!! Quickly bring the hacksaw, we need to swap the heads around on these bodies.

Racist Attacker

in Political Jokes, Racial Jokes

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Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.