Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Hardware Store

in Racist Jokes
+3 -8

Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store.
The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.

Stages

in Political Jokes
+1 -7

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Airport Security

in Political Jokes
+8 -6

Just had the following conversation at the airport

Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage?
Me: It depends, what are you looking for?
Security: Drugs
Me: Well in that case, no!

Up All Night

in Disabled Jokes
+7 -8

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

Immature

in Relationship Jokes
+4 -14

The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature

Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor?
Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor?
Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Waxing Car

in General Jokes
+6 -15

Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.