Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Skin Road

in Dirty Jokes
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If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’

Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.

Bowel Problems

in Racist Jokes
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33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….

That’s One Turd.

Fighting

in General Jokes
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The following conversation happened after calling the police.

Police: What’s your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting over me.
Police: OK and what’s the problem?
Me: The fat one is winning!

Hug

in Dirty Jokes
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Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.

New Puppy

in Animal Jokes
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Our new puppy’s been rolling around in its own shit.

That’s what I’m telling the wife anyway. Easier to explain than the fact that I ran out of toilet paper.