The Best Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Yo Mama is Retarded

in Yo Mama Jokes


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3 reasons why yo mama is retarded:

1. She thinks typing ‘Google’ into Google will break the internet.
2. She thinks Blue-Ray is a type of fish.
3. She lost her job at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

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Black Guys

in Racial Jokes


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Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.

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Easter Eggs

in Disabled Jokes


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Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Jesus Popularity

in Religious Jokes


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Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.

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Wife In Bed

in Relationship Jokes


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Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.

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