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Jul

By Dave

+8 -4

People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.

Jul

By Don Juan

+3 -5

Is you’re name L’Oreal? Because you’re worth it.

Jul

By Das21

+4 -9

My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…

She was killed by an angry goat.

Jul

By Bono

+9 -2

Q. How does a duck fart?

A. Through his arsequack.

Jul

By Paul2s

+3 -13

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Jul

By MarkA

+4 -8

My insomnia is terrible at the moment. On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas.

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