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Oct

Weight

By Rodney

in Sports Jokes

+0 -0

Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment.

Tried jogging but I keep running into restaurants.

Oct

Clocks

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+3 -4

Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

Oct

Trojan

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+3 -7

Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.

Oct

James Bond

By James

in Dirty Jokes

+4 -5

Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

Oct

Never Cheat

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -12

I never cheat in a relationships.

That’s because it would require two people to find me attractive.

Oct

Hospital

By Wonky

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes

+6 -11

My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.

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