Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Blink Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Motto

in General Jokes
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My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.

Lottery

in Animal Jokes
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If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.

Pringles Holder

in Animal Jokes
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Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Birthday

in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place between 2 pirates.

Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today.
Pirate 2: Aye matey.
Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.

Game of Thrones

in General Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between twitter and Game Of Thrones?
A. Twitter has a 140 character limit.