Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bread Pick-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+2 -7

Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -1

Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.

Burger King

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -8

Got an erection while waiting in line at burger king. It was a whopper.

Universe

in General Jokes
+7 -4

The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.

Sleep

in General Jokes
+7 -4

Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.

Teachers

in General Jokes
+11 -4

If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?