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09
Dec

Stages of Life

By Nick
in General Jokes
+4 -0

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

09
Dec

Masterpiece

By Edward
in Dirty Jokes
+3 -3

Q. Why did God create man before woman.
A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.

07
Dec

shock absorbers

By Will
in Yo Mama Jokes
+6 -7

Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

07
Dec

Campaign

By StephenP
in General Jokes
+4 -3

I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

05
Dec

Drink

By BJ
in Dirty Jokes
+1 -11

The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.

Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.

05
Dec

Threesome

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+10 -5

When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.

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