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Jan

By Dave

+2 -5

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Jan

By SteveA

+2 -3

Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.

Jan

By Steve

+4 -3

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Jan

By shiham

+4 -4

Q: What is a good time to go to the dentist?
A: Thooth hurty

Jan

By Stevo

+5 -3

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.

Jan

By PDiddy

+5 -4

Rap is 75% Crap!

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