The Best Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Jesus Popularity

in Religious Jokes


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Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.

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Wife In Bed

in Relationship Jokes


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Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.

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Being Lonely

in Surreal Jokes


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Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing frisbee.

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Cemetery

in Uncategorized Jokes


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Just quit my job at the cemetery … It was a dead-end job.

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Male Pro

in Yo Mama Jokes


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Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to have sex with a male prostitute he told her “not on the first date”.

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