Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Spy Budget Cuts

in Political Jokes
+4 -9

Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.

Myself

in Surreal Jokes
+4 -8

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+4 -4

Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Black Paint

in Racist Jokes
+9 -12

Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”

Vegetables

in Disabled Jokes
+3 -13

Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.