Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Girlfriend Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

Science Breakthrough

in General Jokes
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Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.

Vaccinated

in General Jokes
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Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

Fine Line

in Animal Jokes
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There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.

Flintstones

in Racist Jokes
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Why wasn’t there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

Autocorrect

in Relationship Jokes
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The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.