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Apr

French Fries

By Jacky

+2 -2

Found out today that some of the most famous French food doesn’t even come from France. Apparently French fries are actually cooked in Greece?

Apr

Dwarves

By SnowW

in General Jokes

+1 -2

Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Apr

Syria

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+2 -4

Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.

Apr

Apples

By Dave11

in Dirty Jokes

+4 -0

The following conversation took place is school classroom.

Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have?
Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.

Apr

Text Message

By Stee

in Dirty Jokes

+1 -4

Really hate auto-correct.

The other day I sent my friend a text message saying “Do you want to wank with me along the river?”

Really embarrassing… I meant to say ‘canal’.

Apr

French Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+2 -3

Bonjour Madam, Are you a tower??? Because Eiffel for you!

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