Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Pie Charts

in General Jokes
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Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?

Jesus Love You

in Dirty Jokes
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Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a church it feels nice.
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a Mexican prison is quite scary and is usually followed by severe ass pain.

Happy Easter

in Religious Jokes
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Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Jesus

in Religious Jokes
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What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Mummy

in General Jokes
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Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.

They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.

Think about it

in Racist Jokes
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Why do black people have flat noses?

Because there’s no lights in the jungle.