Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Eggs Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+3 -5

How do you like your eggs in the morning because if it’s fertilized then I’m your man.

Instagram

in General Jokes
+4 -3

I remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.

Weight

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -12

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Job Interview

in General Jokes
+7 -9

The following conversation took place in a job interview.

Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria?
Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.

Thai Girl

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -21

I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.

Holiday In Spain

in Racist Jokes
+7 -19

Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.