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Loading ...Managed to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.
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MarThe Best Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.09
MarI never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.
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I ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.
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MarI woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.
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MarQ. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.
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MarJust received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.
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