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24
Dec

Outer Space?

By Stevie
in General Jokes
+22 -14

Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

24
Dec

Moses

By Jacob
in Religious Jokes
+26 -4

Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.

24
Dec

sexy spices

By bob
in Animal Jokes
+11 -16

What did the spice say to the Vagina?, “I’m Cumin!!!!!

05
Dec

How many swimmers

By Jass Richards
in Sports Jokes
+15 -7

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.

13
Jun

Role-Play

By Jess
in Dirty Jokes
+98 -36

Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.

31
Dec

Nearly 2023

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
+49 -134

Happy Birthday Planet Earth!

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