Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bread Pick-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.


in Relationship Jokes
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Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.

Burger King

in Dirty Jokes
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Got an erection while waiting in line at burger king. It was a whopper.


in General Jokes
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The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.


in General Jokes
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Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.


in General Jokes
+11 -4

If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?