Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Definition of Salary

in General Jokes
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Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.

Best Thing

in Dirty Jokes
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The best thing about having a prostitute die on you is that you get to have the 2nd hour for free

Colours

in Surreal Jokes
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What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.

Feminist

in Political Jokes
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How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.

Blind Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
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How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?