Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Tool

in Relationship Jokes
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My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.

Concrete Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Chickenpox

in General Jokes
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Just had the following conversation with my boss.

Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.”
Boss: “Don’t give me that!”
Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”

Funerals

in Dirty Jokes
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Three things funerals and sex have in common!

1. They both put a stiff in a box.
2. They both require lots of tissues.
3. They can both sometimes make people cry.

Slept With

in Relationship Jokes
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Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

Interview

in General Jokes
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I had a job interview yesterday and I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

The interviewer asked “Are you nervous?”
I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”