Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Weight scale

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife says for Christmas she wants something that goes from 0-100 in a few of seconds so I got her a weighing scale.

New Car

in Surreal Jokes
+1 -5

Did you hear about the new car that’s been release in Portugal?
It can fit a small child in the boot.
It’s called the Renault McCann

Snowball

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -4

The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son.

I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.

Lightbulb

in Racist Jokes
+12 -4

How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
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There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Masterpiece

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -13

Q. Why did God create man before woman.
A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.