23Jul Rolf Harris By David in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes +3 -9 What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier? When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.
23Jul Blue Whale By jlin in Yo Mama Jokes +1 -9 Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”
21Jul Fancy Dress By Pete in Religious Jokes +4 -16 Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.
21Jul Paris By SteveS in Relationship Jokes +14 -6 Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.
19Jul Cannibals By Sam in Relationship Jokes +5 -18 Why do cannibals not like divorced women? Because they’re bitter.
19Jul Worlds Laziest Fish By Dave in Animal Jokes, Racial Jokes Tags: Black Jokes +3 -22 Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!