Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Burger King

in Dirty Jokes
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Got an erection while waiting in line at burger king. It was a whopper.

Universe

in General Jokes
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The universe made of 4 things, protons, electrons, neutrons and morons.

Sleep

in General Jokes
+6 -4

Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.

Teachers

in General Jokes
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If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?

Drink Responsibly

in General Jokes
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It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.

Gynecologist

in Disabled Jokes
+2 -4

Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips.