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May

By SteveA

+1 -1

I always sleep naked.. It’s a lot more comfortable.
The stewardess on my flight can f*ck off if she thinks I’m putting my clothes back on.

May

By Dave

+3 -1

Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.

I think it was farmer Geddon.

May

By RC

+7 -6

Just had the following conversation with my mum

Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.

May

By WilliamH

+4 -6

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
Youtube.com/harryswedding

The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.
redtube.com/harrygoesballsdeeep

May

By TimmyD

+5 -7

My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.

May

By Dave

+0 -8

AGNB is bang out of order!

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