Most Recent Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Orphans

in Animal Jokes


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Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.

Dog

in Animal Jokes


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The following conversation took place in a park.

Person 1 “Is that ur dog?”
Person 2 “No I had to adopt him. I spent years trying to make one but in the end wasn’t able to conceive.”

Recent Survey

in Surreal Jokes


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Accordion to a recent survey 90% of people don’t notice when you replace words with the names of musical instruments.

Dealer

in Uncategorized Jokes


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I’m fed up of people calling me a dealer. Weed is a plant so technically I’m a florist.

Video Games

in Relationship Jokes


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What do relationships and video games have in common?

They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.

Last Words

in Uncategorized Jokes


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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”