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15
Aug

Facebook

By Zackyb
in General Jokes
+1 -5

Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

15
Aug

Grandad

By Dave
in General Jokes
+4 -3

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!

13
Aug

Beard Growing

By Nickw
in Racist Jokes
+6 -3

Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.

13
Aug

Divorce

By StephenP
in Relationship Jokes
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+6 -2

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

11
Aug

Orphans

By Daws
in General Jokes
+13 -7

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

11
Aug

Irony

By Dave
in General Jokes
+6 -12

My friend told me that I just don’t understand irony.

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

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