Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Spy Budget Cuts

in Political Jokes
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Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.


in Surreal Jokes
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I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”


in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Black Paint

in Racist Jokes
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Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”


in Disabled Jokes
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Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.