Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bi-Sexual

in Relationship Jokes
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After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

Local Church

in Religious Jokes
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When people at my local church criticise me for being homosexual and smoking cannabis I like to quote them the following verse from the bible.

Leviticus 20:13 “When a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”

Bruce Lee

in General Jokes
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Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Phone Fun

in Disabled Jokes
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Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

Bi

in Dirty Jokes
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All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job figure out if they are bi-sexual or bi polar.

Ryanair

in General Jokes
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Girl at the RyanAir check-in just told me “window or aisle”.

I replied “Window or you’ll what?”.