Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Santa Claus

in Political Jokes
+6 -1

Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.

Chap Stick

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -0

Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.

Censorship

in Political Jokes
+5 -2

At the rate we’re going people are gonna start banning shampoo so bald people don’t get offended.

Alexa

in General Jokes
+4 -5

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

Charges

in General Jokes
+8 -2

I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!