Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cooking

in General Jokes
+2 -8

My cooking is awful.

Does anyone know how much vodka you’re supposed to add to cheese-on-toast?

Bread

in Religious Jokes
+2 -5

Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.

Ugly

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -7

The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

Dating

in General Jokes
+8 -12

I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.

Snowflakes

in General Jokes
+12 -11

Q. What do women and snowflakes have in common?

A. They’re both beautiful, elegant, unique and deadly on the road.

Postman

in General Jokes
+7 -11

Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.

Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.