24Apr Friend App By Sammy in General Jokes +0 -0 Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded. It’s called Facebook.
24Apr London Marathon By David in Sports Jokes +0 -0 Did anyone else see the London Marathon the other day? Seems a bit cruel to get hundreds of Ethiopians and Kenyans to run around for miles and then give them an empty silver plate at the end.
22Apr Lord of The Rings By Sammy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +2 -2 Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy. Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
22Apr Tourettes By Daws in Disabled Jokes +4 -3 The following conversation took place in a library. Customer: Do you have a book on Tourette’s symdrome? Librarian : F*ck off you c*nt! Customer: Yes, that’s the one!
20Apr Swimming Pool By Dave in General Jokes +3 -8 Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.
20Apr Harry Potter By Harry Potter in Surreal Jokes +6 -7 If harry potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?