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Sep

By SteveA

+4 -9

Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.

Sep

By SteveA

+4 -8

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”

Sep

By THE BODY

+12 -5

YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!

Sep

By Richard Heid

+4 -4

Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Sep

By Sammy

+9 -12

Apparently I can’t say “Black paint!” any more. I have to be PC and say, “Please paint that wall, Winston.”

Sep

By Anon

+3 -13

Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.

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