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13
Jun

Role-Play

By Jess
in Dirty Jokes
+79 -26

Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.

31
Dec

Nearly 2023

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
+45 -121

Happy Birthday Planet Earth!

25
Dec

Christmas Roads

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
+103 -69

Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking heavily at the moment and allowing their wives to drive.

24
Dec

Our Father

By NaN
in Racist Jokes
+60 -103

Q: Why Do Some People Say Jesus Is Black?
A: Because He Is Our Father But He Never Came Back

02
Dec

All I want

By Mariah
in Religious Jokes
+34 -84

Mariah Curie – All I want for Christmas is U-235

02
Dec

KFC

By Gabrkel
in Dirty Jokes
+83 -90

Why does KFC have no toilet paper?

Cause its finger licking good.

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