(+1 rating, 1 votes)
Loading ...I woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.
Don't be a c*nt.. Share
07
MarThe Best Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
Mar
Q. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.
Don't be a c*nt.. Share
05
MarJust received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.
Don't be a c*nt.. Share
05
MarCrashed my car the other day while on holiday because of a hidden dip on the road. Can’t believe how much houmous people in Greece leaving lying around.
Don't be a c*nt.. Share
03
MarWhen I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.
Don't be a c*nt.. Share
03
Mar
I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
Don't be a c*nt.. Share