22Jul Blink Pick-Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +1 -2 Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?
22Jul Motto By Dave in General Jokes +2 -1 My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
20Jul Lottery By SteveA in Animal Jokes +11 -11 If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.
20Jul Pringles Holder By JimC in Animal Jokes +9 -5 Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
18Jul Birthday By Pirate Steve in General Jokes +9 -13 The following conversation took place between 2 pirates. Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today. Pirate 2: Aye matey. Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.
18Jul Game of Thrones By Tyrian in General Jokes +5 -10 Q. What’s the difference between twitter and Game Of Thrones? A. Twitter has a 140 character limit.