Most Recent Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Both Hands

in Dirty Jokes


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Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands?
A. Ambijerkstress

Going Out

in Relationship Jokes


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The following conversation took place between a wife and husband on a Saturday night.

Husband: “Get your coat I’m going down the pub.”
Wife: “It’s about time you took me out for a drink somewhere.”
Husband: “F*ck off, you’re staying here. I was just gonna turn off the central heating to save money.”

Art Class

in Uncategorized Jokes


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Did you hear about the art class that was robbed today? The police still haven’t been able to catch the thief but they have 22 sketches of his face.

Nike

in Racial Jokes


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Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.

Dangerous World

in Political Jokes


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Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.