Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Surreal Jokes
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What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.


in Political Jokes
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How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.

Blind Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Double Standards

in Political Jokes
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How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?


in Relationship Jokes
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Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Pot Smokers

in General Jokes
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Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.