14Jan Toaster By Dave in General Jokes +3 -1 Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.
11Jan Man at Doctors By Brian in Surreal Jokes +4 -1 A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants. The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”
11Jan Barack By dan in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes +3 -3 When I first met Barack Obama I was quite nervous but now I‘ve come out of mishell.
07Jan Irish Mugger By Mick in Racist Jokes Tags: Irish Jokes +5 -0 Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.” I said “Don’t you mean history?” He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “
07Jan Anti-depressants By Dave in General Jokes +5 -4 I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.