Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Prison

in Dirty Jokes
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What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common?

They both turn “o” into an “O”.

Difference

in Yo Mama Jokes
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What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?

Your mother can’t take a joke..

Tree

in Surreal Jokes
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it…
My illegal logging business is a great success.

Student Loan

in General Jokes
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Just cleared my student loan only 3 months after graduating. All I had to do was fake my own death.

Be positive

in Relationship Jokes
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My dad died recently. He lost a lot of blood and nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.

Gym

in General Jokes
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If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?