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Dedicated

By Steve

in Dirty Jokes

+2 -0

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Jan

Dentist Time

By shiham

in General Jokes

+2 -0

Q: What is a good time to go to the dentist?
A: Thooth hurty

Jan

Pie

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+3 -0

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.

Jan

Rap

By PDiddy

in General Jokes

+3 -0

Rap is 75% Crap!

Jan

School Lesson

By Dave

in General Jokes

+6 -6

The following conversation took place in a school lesson.

Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?
Simon: My dad is a baker.
Teacher: Very good Simon, anyone else?
Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!!
Teacher: That’s great, is he a prison warden?
Johnny: No he’s just the hardest c*nt in there!!

Jan

Operation

By BarrackO

in Political Jokes

+4 -7

Donald Trump went into hospital recently for a circumcision operation.
The doctor said “Sorry I can’t go through with this. It’s too dangerous because Donald is a total dick”.

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