Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Dirty Jokes
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Just had the following conversation with my mum

Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.

Royal Wedding

in Political Jokes
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The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.

The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.

Chinese Friend

in Racist Jokes
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My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.

Out of Order

in General Jokes
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AGNB is bang out of order!


in Political Jokes
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Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.


in General Jokes
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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?