Funny Short Jokes

Most people are shocked when they find out…

I’m a self-taught electrician.

Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.

Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!