Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters
Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters
Scuba diving world record – 137 meters
Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters
Cheers, Casio that’s a relief
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MayDiving
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MayTinder
Tinder is for rookies. I used Facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It gives you all the recently divorced females in your area and you can filter by size.
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AprToxic Masculinity
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A term made up by women no one will fuck.
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AprBlessed
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis. The priest is in jail now.
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AprFisherman
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What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
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AprToaster
in Dirty Jokes
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? “I want you inside me.”