Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Grand Theft Auto

in General Jokes
+4 -4

I can’t wait till the app ‘Grand Theft Auto Go’ comes out.

Good Sex Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+1 -6

Man: Do you want to have good sex?
Woman: Ehh no… Sorry?
Man: Well you should come back to my place!

Before I Die

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -7

Before I die I’m gonna swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels.

My cremation is gonna be epic.

Deaf

in Disabled Jokes
+5 -13

You can say whatever you want about deaf people.

Gift

in General Jokes
+11 -28

If every day is a gift then in 2016 I’ve mostly been getting socks.