Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Golf Caddies

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common?
A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.

Gone in 60 Seconds

in General Jokes
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Can’t seem to find my ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ DVD.

It was here a minute ago.


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Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Last Person

in General Jokes
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Last night a girl in a bar told me “I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last person alive.”
I leaned over to her and whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”

That wiped the smug look off her face.

Old Chinese

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa


in General Jokes
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My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.