3 reasons why yo mama is retarded:
1. She thinks typing ‘Google’ into Google will break the internet.
2. She thinks Blue-Ray is a type of fish.
3. She lost her job at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
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AprThe Best Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
AprI’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.
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AprQ. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.
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AprQ:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
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AprQ. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.
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AprReally satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
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