Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Gillette Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Archaeologists

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why are there so many female archaeologists?
A. Because bitchez love digging up the past.

Local Church

in Religious Jokes
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Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”

So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.

Gods gifts

in Dirty Jokes
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Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!

Wifes Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
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It’s my wife’s birthday today so I’ve decided to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Alzheimer’s Club

in Disabled Jokes
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First rule of Alzheimer’s Club…
Don’t talk about chess club.