Most Recent Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Rolf Harris

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes


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What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and an Israeli soldier?
When Rolf f*cks children he always takes them to McDonald’s first.

Blue Whale

in Yo Mama Jokes


+1 -9

Yo mama is so fat when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”

Fancy Dress

in Religious Jokes


+4 -16

Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.

Paris

in Relationship Jokes


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Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.