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Oct

By David

in Animal Jokes

+4 -1

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs

A: Ground beef

Oct

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+4 -2

Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.

Oct

By Cally

in Pick Up Lines

+5 -6

Man: You know what I really like in a girl?
Woman: No what?
Man: My c*ck!

Oct

By AA

in General Jokes

+7 -4

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which is a plant. Therefore chocolate is a type of salad. The End.

Oct

By SteveB

in Dirty Jokes

+8 -8

If you’re easily offended remember a joke is not a dick, you don’t have to take it hard.

Oct

By Claire21

in Animal Jokes

+9 -5

If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a gingerbread-man?

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