24Jun Tool By Dave in Relationship Jokes +0 -0 My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
24Jun Concrete Pick-Up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +0 -0 Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
22Jun Chickenpox By Dave in General Jokes +6 -7 Just had the following conversation with my boss. Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.” Boss: “Don’t give me that!” Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”
22Jun Funerals By Dave in Dirty Jokes +4 -5 Three things funerals and sex have in common! 1. They both put a stiff in a box. 2. They both require lots of tissues. 3. They can both sometimes make people cry.
20Jun Slept With By Rohela_c in Relationship Jokes +10 -10 Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.
20Jun Interview By Dave in General Jokes +7 -5 I had a job interview yesterday and I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. The interviewer asked “Are you nervous?” I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”