Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Feminism

in Political Jokes
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Feminism, the belief that both sexes are equal but men need to be controlled because they’re not equal.

Out Of Order

in Dirty Jokes
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I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but the toilet was out of order, so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.

The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, “Is that a poo in your hand?”

Onions

in General Jokes
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Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.

Tiger Woods

in Sports Jokes
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Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

Lesbians

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

Cat and Dog

in Animal Jokes
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A dog can learn up to 250 words and count up to 5. Equivalent Human age = 3.

A cat doesn’t give a f*ck and is sick of your sh*t. Equivalent human age = 42.