Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Covid19 Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -9

Hey babe! Did you know that Covid19 isn’t spread by genitals?

Womans Work

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -12

A woman’s work is never done.
Which is why they often get paid less than men.

Gynecologist

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -9

Just resigned from my job as a gynecologist.

I kept getting tunnel vision.

Lockdown Top Tips

in General Jokes
+5 -10

If your wet-wipes get dry pour some water on them to make them wet again.

Strain

in General Jokes
+7 -9

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

Screwfix

in General Jokes
+4 -15

Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency