Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bill Gates Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+2 -3

Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.

Dad

in Relationship Jokes
+2 -3

I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum.
His left jab is lightening fast.

Student Chef

in Surreal Jokes
+3 -4

Just failed my exam at Chef school.

I ran out of thyme.

CPR Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+0 -4

I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away

America

in General Jokes
+11 -9

What do you call a bee in America? a USB!

Phone sex

in Dirty Jokes
+7 -8

I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.