Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.
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AprThe Best Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
AprQ:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
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AprQ. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.
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AprReally satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
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AprMy doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.
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AprQ. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing frisbee.
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