Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Hot Wife

in Dirty Jokes
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Can’t believe how hot my wife was last night. She couldn’t stop screaming in bed.
Hopefully next time she uses the oven she’ll take more care not to burn her arm.

Jewish Blood

in Political Jokes
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Just found out that I have Jewish blood in my family. My German grandfather was a scientist in the 1940s and he has a load of lab equipment in his basement.

Man’s Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
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People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.

L’Oreal Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Is you’re name L’Oreal? Because you’re worth it.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
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My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…

She was killed by an angry goat.

Duck Fart

in Animal Jokes
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Q. How does a duck fart?

A. Through his arsequack.