Most Recent Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Going Badly

in Uncategorized Jokes


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How do you know when your date is going badly?
You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

in Racial Jokes


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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

Never Forget

in Dirty Jokes


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I’ll never forget the first time I had sex. It helps that I still have the receipt.

Hospital

in Racial Jokes


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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Massive Beaver

in Dirty Jokes


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Took a girl back to my place last night and she had a massive beaver. After she got on top of me she asked “Have you taken precautions?” I said “Yes, I’ve tied my feet to the bed”.