Most Recent Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Headache

in Dirty Jokes


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Q. How do you convince a woman to have sex with you when she has a headache?
A. Sprinkle crushed aspirin on your c*ck!

Four Secrets

in Relationship Jokes


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Four secrets of a happy marriage.

1. Find a woman who can cook and clean.
2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed.
3. Find a woman with lots of money.
4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.

Man Trapped

in Surreal Jokes


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Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.

Invisible Man

in Surreal Jokes


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The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”