Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Trump

in Political Jokes
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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Englishman

in Racist Jokes
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn’t invite the Welshman because he’s a c*nt.

World Cup

in Sports Jokes
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Gave my wife £200 today so she can go away and leave me in peace to watch the world cup.

“I won’t need that much” she said.

“You will” I said. “It lasts for 5 weeks”

Double Standards

in Dirty Jokes
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If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut.
If a man does the same thing….
that means he’s a gay.

Sex Tape

in Relationship Jokes
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Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

Old Clothes

in Political Jokes
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Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.