Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Star Sign

in Surreal Jokes
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My wife’s star sign was cancer and it’s quite ironic how she died really…

She was killed by an angry goat.

Duck Fart

in Animal Jokes
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Q. How does a duck fart?

A. Through his arsequack.

World Cup Win

in Sports Jokes
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France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

Insomnia

in Disabled Jokes
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My insomnia is terrible at the moment. On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas.

Tissue Paper

in Dirty Jokes
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Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road?
…………it got stuck in the crack.

Change The World

in Relationship Jokes
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If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.