Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Phone Charger Pickup

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi are you a phone charger?? Because I would die without you.


in Dirty Jokes
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You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.


in General Jokes
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Just started a new job at a can recycling factory.

It’s soda pressing.


in General Jokes
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Yesterday I had to change a lightbulb. Today I had a drink in a bar with a Jew and an Irish man.

Looks like my life has become one big joke.

Black Ice

in Racist Jokes
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Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.


in General Jokes
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10 reasons why men are lazy: