Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Miniskirt

in Dirty Jokes
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Just had the following conversation with my mum

Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.

Royal Wedding

in Political Jokes
+4 -4

The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
Youtube.com/harryswedding

The Royal Honeymoon, live on Redtube.
redtube.com/harrygoesballsdeeep

Chinese Friend

in Racist Jokes
+4 -6

My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.

Out of Order

in General Jokes
+0 -7

AGNB is bang out of order!

Israel

in Political Jokes
+4 -7

Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.

Nipples

in General Jokes
+7 -6

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal?