Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Environment Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -6

Guy: Hi do you care about the environment?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Well maybe we can take showers together to save water.

Pulled over

in General Jokes
+4 -4

Just been pulled over by a cop. He said ‘can you identify yourself sir’ so I pulled out a mirror and said ‘yep that’s me!’

Fun Without Money

in General Jokes
+8 -11

Three fun things you can do without money.

1. When you sign for a package at the post office put a peenis as your signature.
2. Walk up to a small child who looks like you and say you are them from the future.
3. Call a restaurant that sells chicken and ask them to talk about their breasts and how big and juicy they are.

Islamic TV

in Religious Jokes
+4 -5

Q. What do you call the Islamic TV awards?
A. The “mosquers”

Valentines Poem Aggressive

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -16

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love me today
Or I Kill you.

Valentines Poem STD

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -12

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.