Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Shocked

in General Jokes
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Most people are shocked when they find out…

I’m a self-taught electrician.

Gay Vegan

in General Jokes
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Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.

1 month

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.

I told her I liked the one we have.

Spirm

in Dirty Jokes
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Why did the Spirm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.

Facebook

in General Jokes
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Lost my internet connection last night and couldn’t use Facebook. I had to spend 4 hours calling 247 of my friends to tell them ‘I hate work, I’m having a glass of wine before going to bed, lol’.

Grandad

in General Jokes
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Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!