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Oct

By Dave

+2 -6

Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store.
The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.

Oct

By Dave

+1 -4

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Oct

By Dave

+7 -5

Just had the following conversation at the airport

Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage?
Me: It depends, what are you looking for?
Security: Drugs
Me: Well in that case, no!

Oct

By Sammy

+7 -7

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

Oct

By Dave

+4 -13

The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature

Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor?
Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor?
Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oct

By TonyW

+5 -13

Just spend an hour waxing the car. It’s amazing how many dog hairs you can remove from the seats.

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