Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in General Jokes
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Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.


in Disabled Jokes
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We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,

He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

Windows Password Pickup

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi, last night my computer wouldn’t allow me to reset my windows password because it needed numbers. Can I have your number?


in Relationship Jokes
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This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Martial Arts

in General Jokes
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid


in General Jokes
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My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.

I can’t believe Gaviscon.