Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman?
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a church it feels nice.
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a Mexican prison is quite scary and is usually followed by severe ass pain.
Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
What’s the difference in Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.
They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.
Why do black people have flat noses?
Because there’s no lights in the jungle.
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