Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Old Chinese

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What do you call an old Chinese person?

A. Yung No Moa

X-Factor

in General Jokes
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My best friend is entering the X-Factor this year and I want to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum.

Trump

in Political Jokes
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Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Englishman

in Racist Jokes
+7 -13

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn’t invite the Welshman because he’s a c*nt.

World Cup

in Sports Jokes
+8 -24

Gave my wife £200 today so she can go away and leave me in peace to watch the world cup.

“I won’t need that much” she said.

“You will” I said. “It lasts for 5 weeks”

Double Standards

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -15

If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut.
If a man does the same thing….
that means he’s a gay.