RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
AprCaesar Salad Recipe
Get some salad and stab it twenty three times.
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AprWorst Thing
Worst thing to say in a job interview:
“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “
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AprLandscape Gardener
Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.
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AprBarging Holiday
Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.
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AprOne Leg
in Racist Jokes
What do you call a black person with one leg longer then the other?
Knee grow.