Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Jingle Bells Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+3 -6

Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.

Cold

in Relationship Jokes
+2 -4

Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.

Time Of Year

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -13

I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

India

in Racist Jokes
+8 -11

Q: Where is the toilet ?
A: Shit on the floor

Black Friday

in General Jokes
+13 -13

Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.

War On Terror

in Political Jokes
+7 -16

Government recently announced it is going to expand the war on terror to theme parks by making haunted houses illegal.