The following conversation took place in a nightclub.
White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!
My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.”