Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bank Account

in Dirty Jokes

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What does a woman and a bank account have in common?

Once you withdraw you loose interest.


in Disabled Jokes

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When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.


in Dirty Jokes

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Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.

I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.

Drink Pick-Up Line

in Chat Up Lines

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Sex Lines

in Dirty Jokes

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Premium rate sex lines…

The one time premature ejaculation isn’t a problem.

Global Warming

in Political Jokes

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I can’t believe all this global warming bullsh*t. The c*nts are always telling people to turn their lights off to save energy and help the planet. Last night I followed their advice, turned my lights off and ended up killing a pedestrian.