Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+3 -5

Q. What do you call a Jewish girls boobs?
A. Joobs.

Ferrari Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+2 -8

Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

A. I don’t have a Ferrari.

Real Doctor

in General Jokes
+5 -7

Patient: Doctor, my legs hurts when I move it
Doctor: Then do not move it, simple as that.
Patient: Okay…. my stomach hurts when i eat too.
Doctor: Then don’t eat.
Patient: Wow….lastly, my lungs hurt when I breathe. LET ME GUESS. DON’T BREATHE?
Doctor: Um.. No. You have lung cancer and you’re going to die in 3 days.

Asian friend

in Racist Jokes
+15 -9

Just found out my Asian friend died last week…
So Yung.

Bible

in Religious Jokes
+4 -10

The bible has over 1,000 pages. In my opinion there only needs to be 1 page and it should say “DON’T BE A CUNT!” in large font.