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Loading ...Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza?
A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.
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MarThe Best Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
MarI used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.
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MarManaged to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.
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MarI never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.
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MarI ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.
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MarI woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.
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