Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
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There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Masterpiece

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why did God create man before woman.
A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.

shock absorbers

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

Campaign

in General Jokes
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I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

Drink

in Dirty Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.

Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
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When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.