Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Outer Space?

in General Jokes
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Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

Moses

in Religious Jokes
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Technically speaking, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.

sexy spices

in Animal Jokes
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What did the spice say to the Vagina?, “I’m Cumin!!!!!

How many swimmers

in Sports Jokes
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How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.

Role-Play

in Dirty Jokes
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Me and my boyfriend made love for 3 hours last night.
We did a role-play of a doctor and a patient.
He made me stay in the waiting room for 2 hours 56 minutes.

Nearly 2023

in Religious Jokes
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Happy Birthday Planet Earth!