The Best Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Drinking Problem

in Uncategorized Jokes


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My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.

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Being Lonely

in Surreal Jokes


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Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing frisbee.

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Cemetery

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Just quit my job at the cemetery … It was a dead-end job.

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Male Pro

in Yo Mama Jokes


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Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to have sex with a male prostitute he told her “not on the first date”.

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Fat Woman

in Surreal Jokes


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Drove my car into a fat woman today. I was gonna drive around her but I didn’t have enough gas.

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Animal Bed Chatup Line

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I’m an animal in bed. I like to be patted on the head and given food.

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