Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Stay Safe

in General Jokes
+1 -9

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.

So Dumb

in Yo Mama Jokes
+1 -7

Yo mama is so dumb she makes you look smart.

Blink Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+6 -11

Hi I’m blind… can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Motto

in General Jokes
+5 -7

My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.

Lottery

in Animal Jokes
+13 -19

If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.

Pringles Holder

in Animal Jokes
+14 -13

Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.