Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Lump

in Disabled Jokes
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The other day my Nan found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.

Vegetarian Club

in General Jokes
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This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from vegetarian club. I was confused, I’d never met herbivore.

Biggest Weakness

in General Jokes
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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening

Lemons

in Religious Jokes
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Can Richard Dawkins and his atheist friends explain why lemons are so bitter? Fruits are supposed to be tasty so the seeds get ingested and spread around in peoples turds. Why do lemons taste like a pro’s fanny? Not that I’d know, I’ve never eaten a lemon.

Running

in General Jokes
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Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.