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Loading ...Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.
Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck
Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).
What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.
Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?
Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.
Q. Why is an Australian kiss better than a French kiss?
A. Because they’re down-under.
Do you work for a tyre manufacturer because you look like you have a lot of experience with rubber?
You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.