Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

May

By Aziz

in Racist Jokes

+47 -68

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).

Jan

By killazb6

in Racist Jokes

+35 -56

What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.

Jan

By Chandler

in Racist Jokes

+57 -78

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

Aug

By Fred

in Racist Jokes

+36 -57

Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Mar

By Sooperparents

in Racist Jokes

+14 -35

If you prefer basmati rice above long-grain rice does that make you riceist?

Apr

By Ant

in Racist Jokes

+29 -51

Why do black people have flat noses?

Because there’s no lights in the jungle.