Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Love 69

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Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Stairs

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Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Gingers

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Q. Why don’t gingers like music?

A.  Because they have no soul.

Irish KFC

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Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Black People

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Q. Why do black people have flat noses?
A. So they dont drown when drinking out of puddles.

Nice Poem

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.