The following conversation took place between a married couple.
Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl
Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.
Fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and replaced with a shiny new fifty pence piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.
Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.
I’m not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Old MacDonald had tourette’s.