Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Diet

in General Jokes
+33 -8

Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

Between Legs

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -13

The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.

Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s

SatNav

in General Jokes
+39 -22

You know you’re a bad driver when your SatNav says “In 400 yards, please stop the car and let me out”.

World Peace

in General Jokes
+32 -18

If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?

Wet

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -16

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet!
Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.

Shakespeare Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -15

In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82.
“Hello”