“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it’s a horrible way to find out you’re adopted. 🙁
Once I made a belt out of clocks…
It was a waist of time
Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?
Their pillars are too hard
My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.
He’s slowly dealing with it.
Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?
A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on a ship, they used her as an anchor!