Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.
Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.
Did you fall from heaven?
… Because you remind me of Satan.
It says “Please drink responsibly” on the label so I guess I should probably put my seat belt on.
If teachers really want you to follow your dreams why do you get shouted at for falling asleep in class?
Found out last night that watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.