Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Video Camera

in Racist Jokes
+23 -5

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A. Phil Ming

Three Kings

in General Jokes
+20 -12

Teacher: Name three Kings of England who greatly transformed the country and made it a better place to live.

Student: Drin-king, smo-king and fu-king.

Last Word

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -14

When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Top 100 Things

in General Jokes
+19 -12

Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.

Jaw Problems

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -12

Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.

Philosophy

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -15

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while discussing philosophy.

Wife: What’s the meaning of life?
Husband: My dick!
Wife: Yeah that’s true, life is short.