Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Hand grenade

in General Jokes
+15 -6

Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.

Get Better Soon

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -4

I got my wife a get better soon card. She’s not ill or anything but she could definitely get better. 

Rescue Cat

in Animal Jokes
+13 -9

Rescue cats are rubbish. My grandma fell down the stairs the other day and the cat did f*ck all.

Coffee

in General Jokes
+5 -3

Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.

He advised me to take the spoon out of the cup.

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+11 -9

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Cheat Day

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -14

Me and my girlfriend recently started dieting together and we both agreed to having a ‘cheat day’. After a couple of weeks she started getting really angry with me.

Turns out I totally misunderstood and while she was eating pizza I was eating pussy.