YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!
I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid peenis today. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.
Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.
Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?
I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.
Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.