My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.
I think it was farmer Geddon.
I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
Just been fired from my new job at the bank.
An old lady asked me to check her balance so I jumped on her back.
Just bought a chinchilla.
That should hopefully keep my chin nice and cool in all this heat.
Someone attacked me last night with a bat.
I was really impressed with how well he trained it.