I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
Shit I’ve survived:
Mad Cow Disease ✓
HIV Aids ✓
Bird Flu ✓
Swine Flu ✓
Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”.
After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt.
Yo mama is so fat, when she travels on the bus to work, she has to purchase a family fare.
I haven’t seen a virus like this since pornhub destroyed my mom’s desktop in 2005.
They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.
They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.