Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Jul

Slept

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+20 -4

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.

Jul

Chinese Guy

By Sav

in Racist Jokes

+20 -4

The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.

Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!

Jun

Come From

By SanjayDS

in Dirty Jokes

+23 -10

The following conversation took place between a dad and his young child.

Child: Dad where did I come from?
Dad: You came from a stork.
Child: Wow, you f*cked a stork?

Jun

Fedex Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -7

Do you work for Fedex because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package?

Jul

Pringles Holder

By JimC

in Animal Jokes

+9 -4

Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Jun

Mobile Phone

By Dave

in Religious Jokes

+18 -13

Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.