Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

50th Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -11

I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.

Doctor

in General Jokes
+18 -12

My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.

Beard Growing

in Racist Jokes
+11 -6

Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
She won.

Orphans

in General Jokes
+13 -9

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Grandad

in General Jokes
+10 -6

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!

Divorce

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -5

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.