Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A. Phil Ming
Teacher: Name three Kings of England who greatly transformed the country and made it a better place to live.
Student: Drin-king, smo-king and fu-king.
When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.
Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.
Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while discussing philosophy.
Wife: What’s the meaning of life?
Husband: My dick!
Wife: Yeah that’s true, life is short.