Sex is like math. You add a bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray there is no multpilcation.
Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t have a bath she has a car wash.
Q. Why are most Americans fat?
A. Because all the thin people get eaten by the fat ones.
How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.