What do you call a bee in America? a USB!
Losing my virginity was like my first football game. It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.
Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.
I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.
Just failed my exam at Chef school.
I ran out of thyme.
I’ve never seen my dad hit my mum. His left jab is lightening fast.