Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Stages of Life

in General Jokes
+15 -3

There are four stages in life:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -5

When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome.
Now I understand why they call me handsome.

Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -1

Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

Money

in Religious Jokes
+17 -9

If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?

Lightbulb

in Racist Jokes
+12 -4

How many Africans does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to dance for no reason.

Shower

in Yo Mama Jokes
+3 -0

Yo mama is so fat she has to shower at a car-wash.