Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.


in Dirty Jokes
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Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forgot what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered


in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a mother and her son after school.

Mum: Your headmaster told me you used the C word in class today. That wasn’t clever was it?

Son: No, it was cunt!


in Dirty Jokes
+10 -8

My son saw me in the shower the other day and said “what’s that hairy thing in between your legs?”. I replied “That’s the back of your sister’s head”.

Happy Easter

in Religious Jokes
+4 -2

Jesus is the best. I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.


in General Jokes
+9 -8

Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.

They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.


in Racist Jokes
+10 -9

Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?

A. The queue at KFC.