Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

FAT

in Yo Mama Jokes
+19 -12

YO MOMMA’S SO FAT, SHE’S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!

Flaccid

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -1

I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid peenis today. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -5

Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Gun Manuals

in General Jokes
+11 -7

Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?

Wifi

in General Jokes
+8 -4

I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.

Up All Night

in Disabled Jokes
+7 -6

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.