I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.
My Doctor has advised me to start running. I’m not ill or anything, I’ve just been sleeping with his wife.
Had a beard growing competition over the weekend with one of my Indian friends from work.
Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!
I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.