Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Supermarket

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -9

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

French Lessons

in General Jokes
+13 -5

Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

iPhone

in General Jokes
+12 -6

Fell asleep with my iPhone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and replaced with a shiny new fifty pence piece. Damn that Blue-Tooth Fairy.

Retard

in Disabled Jokes
+16 -12

Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.

Lipstick

in Yo Mama Jokes
+7 -6

I’m not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

MacDonald Nursery Rhyme

in Disabled Jokes
+11 -10

Old MacDonald had tourette’s.

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