Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Anywhere

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -8

Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.

Apples

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -0

The following conversation took place is school classroom.

Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have?
Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.

ʎɐqǝ

in General Jokes
+10 -7

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Horse

in Animal Jokes
+21 -18

A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says “Why the long face?”

The horse, unable to speak English, shits on the floor and leaves.

Bricklayer

in Racist Jokes
+11 -9

Just started dating an Italian bricklayer…

It’s cement to be.

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in Dirty Jokes
+21 -19

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.