If you see a toilet in your dreams never use it.
Trying to get into shape at the moment. The shape I’m going for this month is chicken nugget.
Think I might have something wrong with one of my testicles, one of them seems smaller than the other two.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Just hired a baby sitter for Valentines Day for only $10 per hour. I don’t have any children but they’re a lot cheaper than escorts.
What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?
Bang Ding Ao