Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Bubble Wrap

in General Jokes
+26 -14

“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss.
“Just pop it in the corner,” he said.

After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!

Read Minds

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -16

If women could read minds men would get slapped every 2 seconds.

Senses

in Political Jokes
+18 -12

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

Alexa

in General Jokes
+3 -0

For those worried about Alexa listening to your conversations Amazon are now releasing a male version called Alex who ignores everything you say.

Sex Film

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -20

Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.

Crime Book

in Racist Jokes
+9 -8

Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.

It’s called “50 shades of black”