Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

The World

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+27 -15

When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.

Dead Hand

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -14

My friend told me masterbating with a dead hand feels a lot better but after trying it I’m now in police custody and my local church has permanently banned me from funerals.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+18 -15

My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton

Hardest Thing

in Dirty Jokes
+18 -16

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+14 -15

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

Don’t cry

in Animal Jokes
+15 -18

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke