When God created the world he made everyone different but he became tired when he got to the Chinese.
My friend told me masterbating with a dead hand feels a lot better but after trying it I’m now in police custody and my local church has permanently banned me from funerals.
My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.
Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
A. Trying to fit in.
Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?
Just Google “big black cocks”.
Don’t cry it’s only a joke