Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Vaccine

in Racist Jokes
+21 -7

Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year.

It’s called FOOD.

Time Capsule

in Animal Jokes
+13 -5

Tomorrow, I’m going to open up the time capsule I made 20 years ago when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see how big my puppy is.

3 Step Covid Test

in Political Jokes
+5 -2

1. Pour a glass of wine
2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid
3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid

Repeat 15 times just be to sure.

Dating Profile

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -4

I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website.
That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”

Drunk

in General Jokes
+6 -3

There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up

Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
+1 -0

They say a dog is a man’s best friend. But even my worst enemy would never stare directly into my eyes whilst taking a shit on my carpet.