Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Sign

in Dirty Jokes
+35 -10

Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself…
It said “Bathroom closed”.

Farmers Party

in General Jokes
+29 -12

Q. How do farmers party?
A. They turnip the beats.

Cafe

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -8

Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe.

Husband: I love you.
Wife: Is that you talking or the wine?
Husband: I was talking to the wine.

Roller-Coaster

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -17

Went on a roller-coaster yesterday and the woman next to me couldn’t stop screaming.
Seriously… It was like she’d never seen a penis before.

Job Interview

in Animal Jokes
+15 -9

Just had the following conversation in a job interview.

Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.

Money

in Political Jokes
+15 -12

They say money is the root of all evil which is why I never give any money to Africa. They have enough problems already.