Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.


in Dirty Jokes
+31 -15

Q. How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.


in General Jokes
+33 -17

The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs.
Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion?
Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.


in Relationship Jokes
+27 -17

Went on a date with a girl and I told her to text me when she got home. It’s been 3 weeks now and I still haven’t got a text, I think she must be homeless.

Food Banks

in Political Jokes
+19 -12

It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

Blind Woman

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+27 -20

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Pancake Day

in General Jokes
+22 -16

Can’t believe it’s pancake day today.

It’s really crêped up on me.