Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.

Valentines

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -2

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Rang Me

in General Jokes
+13 -4

My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”

I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -4

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Marriage

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -0

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

Licence Plate

in General Jokes
+13 -7

Just ordered a licence number plate BAA BAA.

Should look cool on my black jeep.

Flowers

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -6

My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”