Best Short Jokes This Month

Collection of the best funny short jokes from this month sorted by user rating.


in General Jokes
+4 -1

I’m tired of people complaining about $7 beers, $10 parking and $20 cover charge. Don’t like the prices, stop coming to my house!

Girlfriend Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+2 -0

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

Science Breakthrough

in General Jokes
+3 -2

Scientists have discovered that giving people 5 Covid vaccines at the same time is 100% effective at stopping Covid. The only downside is you have a 99.99% chance of dying straight after.


in General Jokes
+2 -1

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.