The Best Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Funny yo mama jokes about how your mama is so fat and dirty and many other hilarious things!

Jump

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Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.

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Yo Mama Dry Cleaners

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Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”

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Fat Scales

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Yo mum’s so fat that when she steped on the scales it said 1 at a time please

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Fat Photo

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Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

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xbox

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yo mamas so dumb she bought tikets to see xbox live

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Counting Problems

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Yo mama’s so stupid when she counts to 2 she she has to reach inside her bra.

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