The Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

TV Disabled

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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick bastard!”

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Priest Castration

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

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Bacon

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If God doesn’t want people to eat bacon, why did he make it taste so good?

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Church WiFi

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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?

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Women Legs

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Q. Why did god give women legs?
A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Atheists

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Q. What do atheists scream in the bedroom?

A. Big Bang

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