The Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

TV Disabled

in Religious Jokes


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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick bastard!”

Sense Of Humor

in Religious Jokes


+11 -1

Q. How do you know God has a sense of humor?
A. Because he designed mens bodies to become more stiff with age except in the place they need it.

Jehovahs Witness

in Religious Jokes


+19 -11

Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.

Heaven

in Racial Jokes, Religious Jokes


+24 -19

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

Apple

in Religious Jokes


+10 -6

They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.