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Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Rice Crispies

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Q. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.

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Atheists

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Q. What do atheists scream in the bedroom?

A. Big Bang

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Women Legs

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Q. Why did god give women legs?
A. So they could walk from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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Advent Calender

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Got given a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender today. Every time you open the door there are 2 people standing behind it.

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Mosque

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Just quit my job at the mosque. All they care about is profits.

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Jehovahs Witness

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Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.

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