Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.
An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Bast*rds. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Christ she said “you didnt F*ck Me like that 50yrs ago! To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!
Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.
At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son.
Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!
Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.