Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.
Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.
An 80yr old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence. For 40 mins they shagged like Bast*rds. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. Christ she said “you didnt F*ck Me like that 50yrs ago! To which the old man replied “50 yrs ago that fence Wasnt F*cking electric!
Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.
At a family breakfast the following conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son.
Son: Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest?”
Dad: They’re balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Son: Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying “Oh God, I’m coming” but she didn’t float anywhere!
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.