Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Black Guys

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Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.

White Babies

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Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.


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Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.


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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Floating TV

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What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

Chinese Billionaire

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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !