Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Gay Irish

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Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Super Glue

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What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong

Irish Ringtone

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Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.

Wheelbarrow

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Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A: To help blacks walk upright.

Smart Black Guys

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What do you call a smart black guy?

An indian

India

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Q: Where is the toilet ?
A: Shit on the floor