19Mar Not Guilty By Pedro in General Jokes +871 -203 Just had the following conversation in court. Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
23Aug Facebook Name By Fred in General Jokes +658 -140 Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.
07Sep Doctor By Rico in General Jokes +493 -126 Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.
16Apr Drinking Problem By Martin in General Jokes +549 -183 My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.
07Oct Calories By Pete in General Jokes +527 -266 I decided to burn a lot of calories today… I set fire to a fat kid that lives on my street!!
14Apr Last Words By Rickp in General Jokes +511 -254 I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”