Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Not Guilty

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Just had the following conversation in court.

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.

Facebook Name

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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

Drinking Problem

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My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.

Calories

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I decided to burn a lot of calories today… I set fire to a fat kid that lives on my street!!

Last Words

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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”

The Gym

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I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out, I ask the guy who is running the gym,
“Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?” He smiles says “Try the ATM in the lobby”.