19Mar Not Guilty By Pedro in General Jokes +882 -206 Just had the following conversation in court. Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
23Aug Facebook Name By Fred in General Jokes +664 -143 Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.
07Sep Doctor By Rico in General Jokes +502 -128 Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.
16Apr Drinking Problem By Martin in General Jokes +557 -184 My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.
14Apr Last Words By Rickp in General Jokes +518 -255 I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”
07Oct Calories By Pete in General Jokes +532 -270 I decided to burn a lot of calories today… I set fire to a fat kid that lives on my street!!