Relationship Jokes Dating Funny Short Jokes

May

Breast Implants

By SteveP

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.

Wife: Can I have $20’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Wife: Does that really work?
Husband: Well it seems to have worked on your ass.

Oct

Wife + Computer = Trouble

By Savvas

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

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The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.

Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

Jun

Hurricanes

By indy

in Relationship Jokes

+475 -199

Q. Why do they name hurricanes after women?
A. Because when they arrive they are wet and wild but when they leave they take your house and car with them.

Jan

Romantic Walk

By Rickey Hart

in Relationship Jokes

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Definition of Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Feb

Google Woman

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

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Q. What do women and Google have in common?
A. They both can’t ever let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Jan

Wife Orgazm

By Peter

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+317 -114

I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgazm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.

Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Breast Implants

Wife + Computer = Trouble

Hurricanes

Romantic Walk

Google Woman

Wife Orgazm