22Apr Vibrators By Claire in Dirty Jokes, Surreal Jokes +526 -257 A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.
16Mar Onions By Craig in Surreal Jokes +271 -90 My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.
02Mar Psychic By Mervin in Surreal Jokes +188 -54 I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future….. She said no so I robbed her.
02Aug Some People By Neo in Surreal Jokes +243 -112 My friend said “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So, I threw a dictionary at his face.
15Apr Windows Password By Davey in Surreal Jokes +190 -82 I hate Windows… Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.
27Jul Before I Die By Bertrand in Surreal Jokes +144 -39 Before I die I’m gonna swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is gonna be epic.