Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.


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A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.


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My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.


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I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future….. She said no so I robbed her.

Some People

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My friend said “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So, I threw a dictionary at his face.

Before I Die

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Before I die I’m gonna swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels.

My cremation is gonna be epic.

Windows Password

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I hate Windows… Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.