Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Blind Wiping

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How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?

Midgets

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Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, “When I was little”?

Hook

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Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,

Voice Head

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If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?

Blind Woman

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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.