The Best Funny Chinese Jokes

White Babies

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

Chineseman

in Dirty Jokes
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chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house

Chinese Billionaire

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Best Friend Chinese

in Racist Jokes
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Just found out today that my best friend is Chinese. I always thought he was just tired.

Chopsticks

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Chinese man who likes to eat soup with chopsticks?

Yuan Dum Fuk