Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.


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My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.

Usain Bolt

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Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?

Because he always comes first.


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A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

Amazon Attack

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A tribe in the Amazon rain forest is thought to be responsible for a viscous cannibalistic attack on a group of World Cup supporters yesterday while they were hiking. Police have issued a statement warning people to be on the look out for a man with goofy teeth, short black hair and wearing a Uruguay football shirt.

Lewis Hamilton

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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.


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There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.