Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Gym

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My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.

Usain Bolt

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Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?

Because he always comes first.

Lion

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A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

McGregor

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Conor McGregor walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a couple of shots please.” The barman says, “You didn’t take them very well on Saturday”

How many swimmers

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How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.

Lewis Hamilton

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Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.