Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.


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Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security don’t like it when you shout ‘hi-Jack’.

E. T.

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What’s the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T. learnt English and wanted to go home!

Obama Shooting

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It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.

If Woman

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

Police Academy

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Feeling excited today. Just graduated from the police academy and also read in my horoscope that I’m gonna be meeting a tall dark stranger. Looking forward to trying out my new taser.

Coldest Winter

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This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.