The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+48 -20

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Ireland

in Pick Up Lines
+69 -52

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Bulletproof

in Racist Jokes
+34 -18

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.

Swap Partners

in Racist Jokes
+197 -188

The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Irish Mugger

in Racist Jokes
+20 -11

Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “

Museum

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+136 -128

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.