The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Swap Partners

in Racist Jokes
+165 -142

The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Ireland

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -27

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Museum

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+87 -87

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Irish Inventions

in Racist Jokes
+75 -80

Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.

1. Inflatable dartboard.
2. Diet water.
3. Helicopter ejector seat.
4. Wooden barbecue.
5. Non-stick toilet paper.

Irish Post office

in Racist Jokes
+69 -76

The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.

Irish Terrorist

in Racist Jokes
+37 -44

Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.