The Best Funny Irish Jokes


in Pick Up Lines
+67 -44

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+37 -18

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.


in Racist Jokes
+27 -16

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.

Swap Partners

in Racist Jokes
+194 -185

The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”


in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+126 -122

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Irish Mugger

in Racist Jokes
+7 -4

Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “