The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Swap Partners

in Racist Jokes
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The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Ireland

in Pick Up Lines
+40 -33

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Museum

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+103 -101

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Lottery Win

in Racist Jokes
+12 -11

Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week, Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back.

Irish Terrorist

in Racist Jokes
+42 -48

Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.

Irish Inventions

in Racist Jokes
+81 -88

Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.

1. Inflatable dartboard.
2. Diet water.
3. Helicopter ejector seat.
4. Wooden barbecue.
5. Non-stick toilet paper.