The Best Funny Irish Jokes

Ireland

in Pick Up Lines
+59 -37

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Bulletproof

in Racist Jokes
+22 -11

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.

Swap Partners

in Racist Jokes
+188 -178

The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.

Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”

Museum

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+121 -116

Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+11 -8

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Irish Terrorist

in Racist Jokes
+56 -57

Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.