25Jan Dogs By savvas in Animal Jokes Tags: Dog Jokes +1221 -607 I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
26May Dog By SteveG in Animal Jokes +461 -181 Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.
06Aug Alligator By Steve in Animal Jokes +605 -330 Q. What do you call an alligator who wears a vest? A. An investigator.
09Oct Gay Dinosaur By Lyndsey in Animal Jokes +556 -368 What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass
14Aug Spider By DavidT in Animal Jokes +398 -244 The other day my girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…. So we went out and had some drinks. He’s a cool guy, wants to become a web developer.