Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Jan

By savvas

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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

May

By SteveG

in Animal Jokes

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Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.

Aug

By Steve

in Animal Jokes

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Q. What do you call an alligator who wears a vest?
A. An investigator.

Jan

By wade

in Animal Jokes

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What Bee’s produce milk? Boo-bees.

Oct

By Lyndsey

in Animal Jokes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass

Oct

By u dont Know

in Animal Jokes

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Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.