The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Apr

By Sophie

+194 -185

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Jun

By Samual

+166 -158

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Aug

By Sarah

+22 -26

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Feb

By Satnav

+35 -49

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Aug

By Sam

+45 -65

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint

May

By Aziz

+28 -51

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).