The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+183 -168

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Call Arab

in Racist Jokes
+202 -192

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Arabic Thief

in Racist Jokes
+20 -16

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Abba Themed Party

in Disabled Jokes
+24 -29

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+40 -52

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Arab Alcoholic

in Racist Jokes
+50 -67

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint