The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+153 -146

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Call Arab

in Racist Jokes
+185 -180

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Abba Themed Party

in Disabled Jokes
+17 -23

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+30 -42

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Arab Stealing

in Racist Jokes
+26 -44

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).

Arab Alcoholic

in Racist Jokes
+41 -60

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint