The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Mar

By Daws

+37 -24

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Jun

By Samual

+190 -177

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Apr

By Sophie

+207 -197

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Aug

By Sarah

+24 -31

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Feb

By Satnav

+43 -56

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

May

By Aziz

+36 -54

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).