The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Jun

By Samual

+198 -184

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Mar

By Daws

+45 -37

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Apr

By Sophie

+208 -203

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Aug

By Sarah

+27 -33

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Feb

By Satnav

+47 -60

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Aug

By Sam

+51 -71

What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint