The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Camels

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+176 -167

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Call Arab

in Racist Jokes
+198 -191

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Arabic Thief

in Racist Jokes
+16 -14

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Abba Themed Party

in Disabled Jokes
+23 -28

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+39 -51

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Arab Stealing

in Racist Jokes
+35 -51

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).