The Best Funny Arab Jokes

Jun

By Samual

+210 -189

Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.

Mar

By Daws

+51 -44

Q. What do you call an Arabic thief who steals garden tools?

A. Amin Yashed

Apr

By Sophie

+213 -209

Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah

Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen

Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami

Aug

By Sarah

+32 -36

I first discovered I was dyslexic when I went to an Abba themed party dressed like an Arab.

Feb

By Satnav

+50 -66

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

May

By Aziz

+42 -63

What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).