Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Stairs

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Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Nice Poem

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Irish KFC

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Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Black Comedy

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Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.

American

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What’s big, American and dumb?

America.

Toys

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!