Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Sick Dog

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+47 -77

Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.

Korean Restaurant

in Racist Jokes
+29 -60

Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.

German Board Games

in Racist Jokes
+48 -79

Q: Whats a German childs favorite board game?

A: Nazi !!!

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
+89 -123

Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+51 -87

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!