Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Stood Up

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I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

Crayons

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Q. What do people and crayons have in common?

A. Nobody likes the white ones

Ethiopian Boy

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Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Indian Drug Addict

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Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went to intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine? He’s now in a Korma.

German Market

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Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

African Market

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Did you know that every market in Africa is a black market?