Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+16 -55

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Stairs

in Racist Jokes
+66 -105

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

White People

in Racist Jokes
+18 -57

Q. How many white people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None, they get blacks to do it for them.

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+26 -65

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+36 -76

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.