The Best Funny German jokes

Lift

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call some who doesn‘t like standing in a lift with germans? Klausrtophic.

German Market

in Racist Jokes
+42 -57

Went to a German market last week. My Jewish granddad would have been so proud to see me enjoying the hard work of hundreds of Germans locked in tiny wooden sheds.

Germans

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
+19 -63

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+60 -114

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.