The Best Funny Jew Jokes

Nazis

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Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.

Jew Jokes

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Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!

Usain Bolt

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Q. What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A. Usain bolt can Finish a race.

Boy Scout

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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and boy scout.
A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why Knife

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Q. Why do Jews get circumcised?
A. Because they love to have 10% off.

Starbucks

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Q. Why did the Jewish man who walked into Starbucks and get hired straight away?

A. Because Hebrews great coffee.