Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Korean Restaurant

in Racist Jokes
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Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.

Black Jews

in Racist Jokes
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Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.


in Racist Jokes
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Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+40 -77

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.