Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Pregant Black Women

in Racist Jokes
+16 -43

Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+7 -34

I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.

Super Glue

in Racist Jokes
+44 -71

What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong

Space

in Racist Jokes
+13 -41

China have recently announced they are sending a man into space. They’re going to form a gigantic human pyramid and carry the astronaut to the top.

Leaves

in Racist Jokes
+16 -46

Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?

A. He fell out of a tree.