Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Pregant Black Women

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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

French Exam

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Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.

Paki in a skip

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What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Ikea

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The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

Robin

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Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

Stood Up

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I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.