Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Stairs

in Racist Jokes
+60 -105

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Black Comedy

in Racist Jokes
+20 -68

Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.

Toys

in Racist Jokes
+22 -72

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!

Germans

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes
+21 -78

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+105 -170

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.