Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+15 -54

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+36 -75

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+45 -84

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Stairs

in Racist Jokes
+64 -105

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Nice Poem

in Racist Jokes
+16 -58

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
+20 -65

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.