Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
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Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+24 -62

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+14 -53

What do you call a Paki in a skip?


Nice Poem

in Racist Jokes
+13 -55

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.


in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -84

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Irish KFC

in Racist Jokes
+20 -63

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.