Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Feb

Irish KFC

By Andrew

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+20 -62

Q. Why did the Irish man go to sleep with 1o pieces of KFC in his bed?

A. Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Jul

Difference

By Frank

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes

+42 -84

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.

Jul

American

By Timmy

in Racist Jokes

+15 -58

What’s big, American and dumb?

America.

Jan

Stairs

By RayD

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+60 -105

Q. How many police men does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A. None, he fell by himself.

Oct

Black Comedy

By Eric

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+20 -68

Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.

Dec

Toys

By Andy

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+22 -71

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife in Dublin.

Paddy: Hi, darling, hope you had a nice day at work, I’ve finished nailing all your sex toys to the wall.
Paddy’s Wife: You f*cking useless twat I said I wanted a dado rail!