Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Sep

By Dave

+32 -55

I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

Apr

By Ant

+23 -47

Why do black people have flat noses?

Because there’s no lights in the jungle.

Feb

By IDKWTFTNTS

+19 -43

Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Jan

By Chandler

+53 -77

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

May

By The Judge

+29 -54

Q. What’s the difference between batman and a black guy?
A. Batman can go a night without robin.

Jan

By EddieMFTate

+12 -37

Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?

A. Ash