Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Super Glue

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Chinese person who accidentally brushes his teeth with super glue?

Foo King Mong


in Racist Jokes
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China have recently announced they are sending a man into space. They’re going to form a gigantic human pyramid and carry the astronaut to the top.


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Q. Why don’t gingers like music?

A.  Because they have no soul.

Sick Dog

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
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Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.