Best Funny Racist Jokes

The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.

White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.

Why did the black man cross the road?

To get away from the cops.

What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)

Q. What do you call 1’000 (insert race here) on the titanic?
A. A good start!

What does a Mexican put under his carpets?

Underlay!