Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Mexican names

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What do you call a Mexican with no legs: Cuntswaylow

Crime

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Q. What’s the one crime black people never get questioned about and have never been arrested for?
A. Sun-cream theft.

Pokemon

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Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?

A. Ash

Irish Post office

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The following conversation took place in an Irish post office.

Murphy: Paddy why are you talking to that envelope?
Paddy: I’m trying to send a voicemail.

Hardware Store

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Just been ripped off by the guy who works at my local Chinese hardware store.
The pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.

Japanese Rice

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What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)