Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Leaves

in Racist Jokes
+13 -44

Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?

A. He fell out of a tree.

BodyBuilder

in Racist Jokes
+6 -38

Did you hear about that new black body builder from Austria who’s going to be a movie star?
His name is Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+36 -73

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+48 -85

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

Love Chocolate

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+39 -76

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.