Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Japanese Rice

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What do you call a Japanese man who has eaten too much rice?

Nowa Nidashi (Now I need a sh*t)

Black Ice

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Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.

Surprise surprise.

Smart Black Guys

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What do you call a smart black guy?

An indian

Wheelbarrow

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Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A: To help blacks walk upright.

Hospital

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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Think about it

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Why do black people have flat noses?

Because there’s no lights in the jungle.