Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Hospital

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Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”

Arab Sex Offender

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What do you call an Arab sex offender?

Apul Madeek-Aoud

Pregant Black Women

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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Hitchhiker

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What do you call a black hitchhiker?
An escaped convict.

Racist

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I think I might be a racist. My favourite sports are marathons, formula 1 and horse racing.

Klu Klux Blaine

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And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.