Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Smart Black Guys

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What do you call a smart black guy?

An indian

Dumped

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My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.

Ethiopian Boy

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Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Wheelbarrow

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Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A: To help blacks walk upright.

Pokemon

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Q. What did you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?

A. Ash

Old Chinese man

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What do you call an old Chinese man?

Yung No More