Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Love 69

in Racist Jokes
+35 -72

Why do Chinese people love trying a 69?
Because sizzling beef in Szechuan sauce is their favourite meal.

Worlds Laziest Fish

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes
+48 -85

Apparently the worlds laziest fish was discovered last week, it only swims 1 inch per day. The fish lives in the Black Sea, no surprise there!

American

in Racist Jokes
+15 -52

What’s big, American and dumb?

America.

Paki in a skip

in Racist Jokes
+14 -52

What do you call a Paki in a skip?

Rummaging

Black Tree

in Racist Jokes
+23 -62

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A. Untie the rope and slowly lower him down making sure not to damage any of his tree surgeon tools.

Difference

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -82

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.