After becoming a policeman I’ve become great at reading faces. When people’s faces are red it means they’re embarrassed. When their faces are brown it means they’re about to commit a crime.
An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.
The following conversation took place in a nightclub.
White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!