Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Irish Ringtone

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Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.

Fine Grains

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If you prefer basmati rice above long-grain rice does that make you riceist?

Indian Drug Addict

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Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went to intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine? He’s now in a Korma.

Arab Alcoholic

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What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint

Ethiopian Boy

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Q. Why did the two year old Ethiopian boy cry?
A. He was going through a mid life crisis.

Arab Stealing

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What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).