Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Moon

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Q. What do you call a black person on the moon?
A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.

Donation

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A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation.
I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.

Snooker

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Q. What do snooker balls and people who claim benefits have in common?

A. Most of them are non-white.

Irish Submarine

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Q. How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A. Knock on the hatch.

Burkas

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How do women in burkas know how to tag eachother on Facebook?

KKK

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Ever hear of the Klu Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump over 8 black dudes with a steamroller