Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Yo Mama Dry Cleaners

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”

Long and Black

in Racist Jokes
+815 -290

Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

Chinese Pro

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+1313 -821

Q. What do you call a Chinese prostitute?
A. Suk Mi Dong

Blacks Never Say

in Racist Jokes
+761 -279

Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.

1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.

Facebook Name

in General Jokes
+555 -116

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

iPhone Water

in Racist Jokes
+795 -362

If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.