Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”
Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.
Q. What do you call a Chinese prostitute?
A. Suk Mi Dong
Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.
1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.
If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.