Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.
What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?
Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.
How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?
chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house
Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.
If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?