Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Blind Wiping

in Disabled Jokes
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How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?


in Racist Jokes
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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Floating TV

in Racist Jokes
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What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.


in Dirty Jokes
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chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house


in Racist Jokes
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Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?
A. KilaJews Per Second.

Racist Maths

in Racist Jokes
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If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?