Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Olympics

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Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Body Part

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Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Jew Jokes

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Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!

On Top

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Whats white on top and black underneath?
Society.

Whats Black on top and white underneath?
Rape.

Black Girls

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Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

xbox

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yo mamas so dumb she bought tikets to see xbox live