Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

iPhone Water

in Racist Jokes
+842 -375

If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

Body Part

in Dirty Jokes
+528 -118

Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Olympics

in Racist Jokes
+620 -216

Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Jew Jokes

in Racist Jokes
+1187 -807

Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!

Black Girls

in Racist Jokes
+508 -139

Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

On Top

in Racist Jokes
+704 -340

Whats white on top and black underneath?
Society.

Whats Black on top and white underneath?
Rape.