If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.
Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?
A. Your spine.
Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.
Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?
A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!
Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.
Whats white on top and black underneath?
Whats Black on top and white underneath?