The Best Funny Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”

Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.

Yo mama is so fat, when she put a yellow raincoat on, people yell ‘TAXI!!’

Yo mama is so fat when she goes out walking in high heels she comes home in flip-flops.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to conclusions.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.