Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chinese Billionaire

in Racist Jokes
+1702 -1037

What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Strip club

in Dirty Jokes
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Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.

Butt Cheeks

in Dirty Jokes
+1015 -398

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

Dogs

in Animal Jokes
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

Not Guilty

in General Jokes
+728 -173

Just had the following conversation in court.

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.

Disabled Asian

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes
+1117 -570

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong