Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.
The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.
Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!
What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
Cha Ching !
Just had the following conversation in court.
Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.
Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”