Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Strip club

in Dirty Jokes
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Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.

Butt Cheeks

in Dirty Jokes
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What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

Chinese Guy

in Racist Jokes
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The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.

Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!

Chinese Billionaire

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

Cha Ching !

Not Guilty

in General Jokes
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Just had the following conversation in court.

Judge: State your name.
Me: Not Guilty
Judge: What?
Me: I had it legally changed.
Judge: You’re Not Guilty?
Me: Thanks, I’m outta here.

Yo Mama Dry Cleaners

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”