Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: “What do you want? ” Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.” St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “
Why are black people hard to see at night?
Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.
My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.
Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.
Whats faster than a black guy with your TV. His brother with your iPhone.