Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+86 -185

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta

Dyslexic Hallooween

in Disabled Jokes
+33 -132

Q. Why do dyslexic kids get fish on Halloween?

A. Because they go trick or trouting.

Mona Lisa

in Racist Jokes
+28 -136

Just found out that the guy who painted the Mona lisa, Leonard O’davinchy is actually Italian and not Irish.

Cat Food

in Animal Jokes
+42 -160

Cat food shouldn’t include beef or tuna. They’re too big for cats to eat in the wild. It should only be made of mice, birds and dead pensioners.

Black Man Lips

in Racist Jokes
+53 -258

Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.

Black man lightbulb

in Racist Jokes
+111 -488

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.