Can’t believe how desperate my maths teacher is, he keeps asking me to find his x. I think it’s time he faced the truth, she’s not coming back.
The following conversation took place at bar
Customer: What’s the WiFi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke. Barman: $10 please. Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
Q. What do you call a flying Jew? A. Smoke
What do you call a Chinese sex offender?
Fu Kum Yung
Q. How many black people does it take to start a riot? A. -1
Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.