If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .
My friend said “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So, I threw a dictionary at his face.
Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day, the guy said to me ” I’m glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer” i said, “what’s the chances of two serial killers in one car”
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.