Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Voice Head

in Disabled Jokes
+494 -345

If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?

Muslim Birthday

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
+542 -394

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

Too Long Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+267 -121

I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long .

Serial KIller pickup

in General Jokes
+183 -39

Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day, the guy said to me ” I’m glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer” i said, “what’s the chances of two serial killers in one car”

Some People

in Surreal Jokes
+264 -121

My friend said “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So, I threw a dictionary at his face.

Loans

in General Jokes
+192 -49

I don’t understand why banks get so upset when you can’t repay a loan.

They already knew I had no money when I came to borrow the money.