The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.
Husband: If I won the lottery what would you do? Wife: I’d divorce you and take half the money. Husband: Ok, well I just won $10, here’s $5 now f*ck off!!
Is “buttcheeks” one word? Or should I spread them apart?
My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said “I wanna watch”.
Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A. Phil Ming
When 3 people have sex, it’s a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it’s a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome.
Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.