Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.
Hi,
I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!
Love,
The Dishes
Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator? A. An elevator can raise a family of four.
What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head? Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.
Recently starting going to a French self-defense class. I can’t believe how tiring it is. I’ve never done so much running in all my life.