Yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes.
Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.
Harriet Tubman is set to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s great that black people are going to be used as currency again.
Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator? A. An elevator can raise a family of four.
Q. Why do Asian women have small breasts?
A. Because their parents only allow A’s.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.