I hate Windows… Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.
Hi,
I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!
Love,
The Dishes
Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator? A. An elevator can raise a family of four.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.
What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head? Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.
Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.