Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Windows Password

in Surreal Jokes
+214 -93

I hate Windows… Just tried to set my password to “mydick” but apparently it’s too short.

Funny Message

in Dirty Jokes
+246 -128

Hi,

I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME!

Love,

The Dishes

Elevator

in Racist Jokes
+221 -103

Q. What’s the difference between a black father and an elevator?
A. An elevator can raise a family of four.

Difference Between

in Dirty Jokes
+233 -116

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.

Sore Head

in Dirty Jokes
+210 -93

What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head?
Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.

Charity Marathon

in Disabled Jokes
+229 -113

Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.