The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Two Men

in General Jokes
+114 -33

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+79 -55

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+41 -32

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+114 -114

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Younger

in Dirty Jokes
+46 -48

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -35

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”