The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Two Men

in General Jokes
+104 -32

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+76 -52

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -32

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+109 -108

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Younger

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -48

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

Double Standards

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -10

If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut.
If a man does the same thing….
that means he’s a gay.