The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Two Men

in General Jokes
+44 -17

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+73 -51

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -30

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+99 -100

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -30

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

Younger

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -44

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.