The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Two Men

in General Jokes
+50 -18

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+73 -52

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -32

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+102 -103

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Younger

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -45

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

Junk Mail

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -32

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.