The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -24

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Junk Mail

in Dirty Jokes
+24 -28

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -25

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+85 -92

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Lesbian dino

in Animal Jokes
+14 -21

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus