The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Two Men

in General Jokes
+129 -34

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+84 -56

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+47 -34

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+118 -116

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

Lesbian dino

in Animal Jokes
+24 -26

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus

Younger

in Dirty Jokes
+49 -51

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.