The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?
Single

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+30 -25

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -27

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

Lesbian dino

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus

Younger

in Dirty Jokes
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When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

Junk Mail

in Dirty Jokes
+25 -31

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.