The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
+68 -49

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Two Men

in General Jokes
+32 -15

Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
+33 -27

Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters


in Dirty Jokes
+38 -42

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+94 -99

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -28

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”