The Best Funny Gay Jokes

Long Fingernails

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Lesbian Cucumber Farmers

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

Junk Mail

in Dirty Jokes
+24 -29

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.

Love Scotland

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+87 -92

Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -26

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”


in Dirty Jokes
+33 -39

When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.