Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Oct

Pope

By pureshadows

in Religious Jokes

+14 -34

Why is the popes hat so big? ….. so he can hide little boys.

Oct

Banks

By Steve Stewart

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+25 -45

What do you call a banker with hayfever?

AJEW!!

Feb

Happy Arab

By Satnav

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Arab Jokes, Muslim Jokes

+57 -78

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim

Oct

Gods favourite

By Queen Elizabeth

in Religious Jokes

+24 -45

4 reasons why England is God’s favourite country.

1. No.1 language in the world
2. No mass shootings
3. No Earthquakes
4. No Hurricanes

God bless England!

Apr

Jerusalem

By Jesus

in Religious Jokes

+16 -37

The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

Jan

Chicken Priest

By The Judge

in Religious Jokes

+22 -44

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.