Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Christmas

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Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

Charles Darwin

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Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.

God Why

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+19 -43

A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.

Adam and Eve

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+22 -46

Q. Why did God create Eve?
A. To iron Adam’s leaf.

God

in Religious Jokes
+19 -44

If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?