Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Nov

Abortion

By Carl

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

+35 -63

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Sep

Heaven

By Dave

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes

+30 -60

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Jan

Mohammed

By Mohammed

in Religious Jokes

+21 -53

Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.

Jul

Islamic Terrorist

By Frank

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+24 -57

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Sep

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

By SteveS

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes

+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Oct

Knock Knock

By Vinny

in Religious Jokes

+5 -45

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.