Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Abortion

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+35 -63

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Heaven

in Religious Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+30 -60

Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

Mohammed

in Religious Jokes
+21 -53

Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.

Islamic Terrorist

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes
+24 -57

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Priest Told Me Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+17 -50

I have a really small peenis, at least that’s what the priest told me.

Knock Knock

in Religious Jokes
+5 -45

Knock Knock.

Who’s there??

It’s me your local Jehovah’s Witness coming to tell you about Christ.