Best Funny Religious Jokes

Funny short religious jokes about god and hilarious comedy that can occur. Also includes multiple Christian jokes, Muslim jokes and even jokes about Jews.

Sep

Christian

By AndyP

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes

+26 -37

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Feb

New Aftershave

By John

in Religious Jokes

+13 -24

Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released?
It’s called ‘Eau My God’.

Jul

Fancy Dress

By Pete

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+58 -70

Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.

Dec

Jesus

By shanna

in Religious Jokes

+6 -20

Q. How does Jesus make beer?

A. He brews it

Mar

Rice Crispies

By Steve

in Religious Jokes

+10 -24

Q. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.

Jan

Hindu

By Naz

in Religious Jokes

+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.