Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.
Had a fancy dress party last night and got beaten up after sleeping with a ghost. At least I thought it was a ghost, turns out it was my Muslim next door neighbors wife.
I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.
What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??
A Sunni Muslim
Q. How can you tell that God is a man?
A. Because if he was a woman men would shit diamonds and sperm would taste like chocolate.
Why are Catholic priests always running? Because they love to exercise demons.