The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslim Husband

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.

Muslim Birthday

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.


in Religious Jokes
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They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

Tight Trousers

in Religious Jokes
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Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.