23Oct Muslim Husband By Ry in Religious Jokes Tags: Muslim Jokes +155 -100 Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day? A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.
18May Saudi Prince By Ted44 in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes Tags: Muslim Jokes +169 -127 A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
17Jun Muslim Birthday By Jermain in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes Tags: Muslim Jokes +272 -232 Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
12Jun Apple By Frank25 in Religious Jokes Tags: Muslim Jokes +88 -69 They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.
28Dec Tight Trousers By Ahmed in Religious Jokes Tags: Muslim Jokes +70 -55 Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.
20May Angry Muslim By Steve in Religious Jokes Tags: Muslim Jokes +61 -46 What do you call an angry Muslim? Amin AbadMood