The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Oct

By Ry

+221 -142

Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.

Jun

By Jermain

+342 -268

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

May

By Ted44

+227 -163

A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.

May

By Steve

+97 -59

What do you call an angry Muslim?

Amin AbadMood

Jun

By Frank25

+122 -87

They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

Dec

By Ahmed

+101 -73

Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.