The Best Funny Muslim Jokes

Muslim Birthday

in Racist Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

Muslim Husband

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.


in Religious Jokes
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They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.

Tight Trousers

in Religious Jokes
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Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.